Okay I mean, domestic violence is a huge concern, and rightfully so, but to minimize a deadly disease such as Ebola is asinine. Are we not allowed to have multiple concerns?

I just planned my best friend's wedding. We rented the function room of a local rugby team, had a taco truck, her dad's band played, a friend who is a kick-ass baker supplied the cake, another friend did the place-settings and invites, her mother made her dress. There was a make&take candy table that doubled as…

I was dating this guy for a couple of weeks but hadn't slept with him yet because I was coming out of a bad relationship and wanted to take things slow. He said he was fine with that, but then still would ask if he could stay over every time we hung out. Then the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup and I was in a good mood…

I love you.

It was as if millions of nerd boners cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Western MA, actually.

I'm not defending NS but being a pop star and fellating 20 guys at a bar for a bottle of Cava are 2 distinct things.

I walked in on my three roommates having a dick-measuring contest.

Oh, thank God I've got a gym membership! I only keep it so that Tom Junod will do me the great honor of being willing to put his penis inside me, despite my being the advanced, nay, decrepit age of fifteen years younger than him.

I HAVE A PURPLE DISCO BALL? AWESOME!

I don't think he really committed to this. Should of been Davis giving Skipper an abortion in the back of an SUV!

Porn is NOT a normal mainstream thing. It never will be. Doing porn is prostitution.

You are glorious.

Zombies from Florida would be the easiest to kill. They all had hip replacements and arthritis anyway.

Yes, maternity leave is a right. And paternity leave should be, too.