Wait, the punishment is not being allowed *in* Levi’s Stadium? You sure you heard him right?

Does your uncle work at nintendo?

This is the most effective that Tebow has ever been through the air.

Jabroni is #10

Just let all the rec-league softball teams that used to use the parks, play instead at the new stadium. Braves fans would appreciate the upgrade in the quality of play actually.

Tampa Bay is not a city.

I have no idea what message board you mean

No, but I am getting a real shitty comment vibe.

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

THE PORNHUB 500: COME FIRST, AND COME REGULARLY

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

This is really long and I didn’t read it.

Man, I had high hopes for “Ballers: NBA Edition,” but their yacht game is jank.

Jesus Christ dipshit, it was a joke.

$1,500 x 2 a month = $3K. $3K x 6 months a year playing = $18K.

$1500 into his 401(k)? Dude’ll never have enough to retire comfortably at that rate.

If the jerseys are too expensive to tailor, Denmark up the price.

There’s Norway anything like this should ever happen.

Yes, but as we've already seen, Winston is coming in whether he's invited or not.

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster