She is bringing her as just another accessory.

My corner bar at 11:30 on a Thursday night is pretty loud, too. No one would hear or be much bothered by a crying baby. Doesn't make it an appropriate place to bring one.

For me, it's not about the child as much as it is about to other adults there. Haven't you ever been in some sort of adult place and some jackass decided that it was perfectly okay to bring their screaming infant who should have been in its bed because "they're so portable at this age!"? Or their toddler run among…

Because it's annoying for everyone else there when babies cry and fuss? Just guessing.

You're very welcome. And if you'll go down the rabbit hole a little further, let me show you where I first learned of her as a small boy.

After the age of 14, there is no such thing as a good handjob, unless you are going to a professional or you don't have arms yourself. That should be the advice. Women aren't obligated to do anything sexually, but if she is vigorously consenting, skip the handjob because no one really wants it.

It's like Hypatia, but in the modern "enlightened" era.

You made me laugh! :D

Good call.

While being worn by Justin Bieber. It's a ridiculous trend.

My aunt wrote my molester, her ex-husband, a letter forgiving him and she shared this news with me like it was good, like I'd be comforted. She thought that I would never be complete or able to let go of being molested until I forgave him. I told her that firstly it was my molestation to forgive and she could forgive…

Ok, Ubertrout. I live 20 minutes from this place (Clearwater, Florida). I have seen Hulk at a famous restaurant around here named Island Way Grille (ITS AMAZING, GO THERE). He doesn't like attention. So I didn't say hello. He was there with his family and was dressed in a black suit and pants with.... his trademark…

Do feather boas count as jewelry?

If ever for some reason I ended up in a Hulk Hogan-operated restaurant, I would expect the serving staff to wear do-rags, tight t-shirts and gigantic faux wrestling medals. This disappoints.

Lol. You might as well be screaming "white power" brah.

Sorry, dipshit, Justin, you're not allowed.

I'm not married, and I've never been to a total horrorshow wedding, but at my parents' wedding, my mom watched a woman in a polyester jumpsuit (apparently the date of a friend) stuff an entire wheel of cheese from the buffet table into her purse and walk out.

Leathery dick. Least popular pudding name ever.

Yes, you are right! But either way, a black hair dresser should be pretty easy to find in either the eastern or western (or southern) parts of Africa!

dick well done