Aww, I liked the bow tie article, I thought it was endearing. It reminds me of my friend's 21 b-day and she had bought herself fake eyelashes without knowing how to put them on. So she asked her mom. She didn't know either. Then she asked her sister who tried and glued them halfway up her eyes. Then she calls me, in…

If you read the Silverstone ones in her Cher Horowitz voice they become much easier to take.

Now, if only the writers who actually come up with all the jokes get their fair share too.

Are Big Bang Theory and Friends on the same level?

This show is way over its expiration date.

It's the same with dance. I started dancing at four or five and I've watched my first recital. It was a hot mess but at least I was having fun!!

Uh oh, you done goofed. The sharks are circling, waiting to accuse you of thinking all black people look alike. Eject eject eject.

I think you just admitted to watching Toddlers and Tiaras?

When I get married, the invitations will say in giant red font: COME TO MY REVENGE WEDDING.

Making fun of a child's knee...???

Watching this scene made me question whether Elizabeth Berkley, the person, experienced sexual intercourse before making this movie. What a waste of perfectly good nudity.

I imagine it's probably hard to recover after seeing your parents do this. It's not pretty.

Not much of a Romney fan, but if we were all permanently defined by our own episodes of assholish behavior in middle and high school, none of us would be accepted by polite society as adults.

No, no, no! I love lil Grumpy Cat as much as the next person, but her being constantly trotted around to all of these public appearances is tantamount to abuse. Seriously, I can't imagine she enjoys all of that rigamarole and any cat I've ever known absolutely hates, hates, hates with a passion traveling. I love…

That made me out the biggest HA! last night. The entire relationship was for the cameras. You refused to see him in person TWICE. That was your chance to keep things private, asshole.

That's why I call it "sheathing the skin sword."

He was on national TV, was he supposed to say fucking?

I wanna amend that to "respectfully fight a Christmas tree" then.

Wait.... The Situation is only 31?

Behold! The finger that has more talent than Freddie Prinze Jr's whole body.