I adore you as an author but the deliberate misinterpretation of 'minority' needs to be called out.

I'm inclined to politely tell you it's none of your business if she hasn't 'lived' to your expectations. I only know three couples that started dating sophomore year but their marriages are incredibly strong. It's rare, but it does happen.

He was hilarious.

I've read the book. I also sat next to a couple that had never even heard of it prior to watching the movie. There is comic relief and yes, that type of damn crazy is entertaining. They loved it as did I.

I was flying from France to Johannesburg one time on Air France and they tried to charge me over 400 Euro in heavy baggage fees (8 kilos). The woman at the counter smugly told me my only option was to DHL stuff to the US so I went to that counter. The cost would have been the same so I found myself back at the airline…

But you can take the Shinkansen! That train is a treat. I loved it on my visit.

I wanted a Super Nintendo so badly and the launch price in 1990 was like $199. We eventually bought one but I had my heart set on Legend of Zelda a Link to the Past and I think it was at least $60 in 1992! For 16-bit quality graphics. But I loved that game and kept deleting my profiles and beginning once again after I…

We read the 'enthusiasm' one completely differently. I read that as 'don't pester and annoy and let her make a move with you' not 'HOLD BACK SEX TO SHOW HER!!'

I had to Google Hypatia as I'd never heard of her. So thank you for that learning experience :).

I wanted to add "and land, impaled on thousands of steel spikes that would make Vlad the Impaler seethe with the rage of a thousand supernovas" but that's just getting gratuitous.

I didn't want to sound too angry ;)

That 'pant' trend needs to die whilst catapulting off the side of the Grand Canyon and on fire.

Along with absurd facial hair... Or regular 'ol crazy hair.

I seriously hope he's a grower and not a show-er.

Nobody wants leathery dick.

I'll be that asshole... I think you mean Tanzania, unless the east and western coasts of the continent have swapped since I was in Zanzibar ;).

For that attitude alone you'd get at least a 50% tip. Depending on the dish, the restaurant, etc possibly quite a bit more.

It's also possible to be gracious and say something like "I've never had this before, so I want to try it but as it's outside the realm of what I normally order I might not eat all of it."

You mean a Meow & Order episode - hijacked from Mariska Hargety herself about TS's cat.

Richard Branson is your national treasure.