If you (general you) are a fan of squash then you not only have a very cheap and easy to cook diet staple but it's incredibly low in calories. Toss that thing in the oven for 45 minutes, take it out and let it cool. There are endless possibilities and again... healthy. You can even substitute pasta with squash (I've…

I manage to not eat everything put in front of me or from places I walk by every day all day. It's actually much easier than trying to burn it 'off' later at the gym (even though I like fitness).

I'm not trying to be an ass... and perhaps my sarcasm meter is broken but fat studies scholar cannot be a... real thing. Can it?

I'm not disagreeing or saying you are wrong but it literally takes like... a minute. However, I won't even touch fruit unless it looks nearly flawless. So to each our own I suppose ;).

I once bought the last aisle upgrade seat in coach and came across a very tall man in crutches for his busted left leg (I had the left aisle) so I offered but he and his wife were intent on sitting together and as my aisle was full she couldn't buy a seat if she tried. It was a trans-Atlantic so I felt badly I…

So there's no attempted assault if the person you try to attack is larger and was presenting no threat to you? seems legit.

I will smack down for a Baja supreme chalupa ;).

I hope her 'big bucks' marketing deals go away but they most likely will not as she's hot, she's fierce and people generally don't take domestic violence seriously... let alone if the perpetrator is a woman.

What do you mean I can't kick kittens?!?! I suppose that means I'm a role model!!!

I'm yelling TIMBER!!!

Ooooh! Can we use the tabloids for our 'unbiased judgment Holy Book'? I mean, nothing like an extra two pounds to claim 'FATTY!!!' at a woman.

I really do try not to be an asshole ;). Trucies because I really like your articles.

So little kids are fair game? Count me in!!

Do the sharks have lasers or no lasers? That TOTALLY changes things.

I think the police might not appreciate that too much. And I'm way too pretty to be messing this face up!! ;).

Your username is phenomenal btw.

Let's add money and shanks to this... it could be... interesting!

I echoed your sentiment probably at the same time! That line stuck out to me as well...

So if I'm not famous that means I can physically attack people when I'm drunk? I mean... I'm not a role model or anything.