I don’t remember that, but some of them retained some hair (remember the bride in the parking garage?).

When I read the books, I thought of them more as zombies (at least the non-leader ones) and less like vampires. 

That was one of the greatest experiences. I’m watching the show, digging it, and then they pan around the lab full of vampires and BAM, it’s my old roommate Benjie! It was so surreal. I had no idea he was acting or anything. It actually really is him, too. I checked his facebook. To be fair, if someone told me that…

“a dumb Stacey Dash”

If you need me, I’ll be stuffing my face with Wawa to dull the sadness.

Conan is still king.

You’d be forgiven for not hearing any of the music from the routine since the commentator talked nonstop throughout the 90 second exercise.

This video is a great argument in favor of announcers shutting the fuck up.

Vince Gilligan and AMC are likely to sue you for talking like Jesse Pinkman.

You mean like the U.S. president?

You know, unless that episode of Black Mirror has the option to keep your finger on the page, while very quickly looking at the next scene just to make sure you don’t die at the end, I think this lawsuit will probably go nowhere ;)

I’m actually very interested in this book now though, thanks for bringing it up. Good reviews, and I have always loved the time travel or time loop idea.

Call it like it is.

yeah samberg, next time stick to the hits! do a wahlberg impression! we don’t wanna hear about systemic oppression, tell a joke next time! yeah!

You don’t have to pat him on the back, but I don’t see why you have to punch him in the stomach instead.

My question is, what are people arguing that Andy Samberg should have done? Like, do you want him to organize a march while hosting an awards show? 

I got serious secondhand embarassment reading about this faux outrage

She would prefer the opposite of whatever the white people did. But if he’d done the opposite on stage, she’d have a 10,000 word editorial about how that was wrong, too.

Really, so white people aren’t supposed to be progressive?

I thought it was funny. I think it went over a lot of peoples head.