Exhibit A - How to criticize youth: “They haven’t done anything yet!”

Hot take: Ocasio-Cortez, Pelosi, and Schumer all did fine in their respective roles. Trump’s a motherfucker and a liar, and he’s the only real loser in this whole bout of manufactured bullshittery.

The best part about agism is that it cuts a unifying swath across all the other -isms. Everyone--regardless of background—agrees that old people—regardless of background—are stupid and useless.

How do I opt in? :) I’ve never received any.

This is disingenuous at best. Some programs, like medicare for all and Green New Deal absolutely cost money but also save/prevent costs on the back end. An aggressive program to stem the tide of climate change costs money but also prevents costs later on. You change your oil in your car - you do it on CREDIT if you…

Pictured: every Centrist when it comes to actually doing the work

I can’t believe in these two years no reporter has had the stones to say something like “Do you realized how idiotic you sound when you say things like that, and we all know you’re lying, badly?”

I guess it’s because I’ve been watching his vids for years, but I’m on Team Mark here.

OMG THE CLOUD PEOPLE ARE GONNA GET ME!

Good God, can you people get anymore paranoid. I use Echos and Google Assistant daily. All of my friends do. All of my family does. The number of times something bad, invasive, or bad has happened? ZERO.

I really don’t care if a company hears or reads key words and shows ads when I…

Giving an Echo is nowhere near as lazy as basically reposting the same article twice (or more). And not refusing to advertise the product you repeatedly bash is even lazier still.

Because they, and the movie, are stupid. The premise is that vicious, fast, unstoppable and (presumably) bulletproof monsters have invaded America. They hunt by sound and within a few short months have somehow reduced America (or at least this part of it) to an empty, post-apocalyptic wasteland. In the middle of this…

These articles are truly hilarious because throughout history they’re so incredibly plentiful. The kind of articles you laugh at because the irony of what proceeds after they’re written is so opposite of what takes place. Elon Musk is considered a visionary because what he works toward, his ultimate goal, is an ideal.…

Sure, the engineers on the project definitely don’t know what they’re doing better than you do. Instead of studying and acquiring professional degrees, they should have read up on some obstinate closed-minded Burneko, somewhere in the depths of Internet. But, perhaps you assumed that Musk himself designed the tunnel?…

Fuckin’ A. All my white friends have been flipping the hell out about La Croix for like a year and I’m just like... this shit is gross, y’all.

I saw this line in the article: “As Gizmodo has reported before, though, different companies rely on different databases of genetic patterns and use different algorithms to come up with their results.” and immediately thought to myself “So what they’re really saying is, take ALL of them for best results.” 

Especially if you’re of non-european decent. There really is an accuracy problem for those groups, but the only real solution is more data, and that can only happen if samples are submitted.

Psst. Don’t tell anybody, bc it would ruin the joke, but he’s totally keeping the headphones and is actually truly grateful for them. But he couldn’t resist the joke about offering them up for trade. 

On what grounds? 

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