Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

Oh come on, you had it right there, serve it up. “It’s the gif that’s been gifing since 1982.” Never back away from a pun.

“She was cheering... she wasn’t born yet, but I saw her with my own eyes.”

Finally pre-ordered a bunch of Secret Wars books I’ve been procrastinating on.

Finally pre-ordered a bunch of Secret Wars books I’ve been procrastinating on.

Fuck that. This was the best thing that ever happened to this kid, and he was in no way ‘damaged’ to the point of 15 million dollars.

The majority of lazy people who will end up with cheap sound.

The majority of lazy people who will end up with cheap sound.

I also found on the slickdeals forums that you can get a Homeworx-brand DVR box (I forgot which model) that can be used as a digital tuner for OTA TV. I bought it for $30, cheaper than the MS approved dongle (I believe went for $60), which allowed me to DVR live TV and control it through the Xbox.

You’re only discovering Machete Order now? Dude...

Somebody DID have a gun.

OK, NOW I get why Minecraft is such a big deal.

It’s not us! It’s our dumb thrice-divorced aunt in Florida! She takes everything at face value and is highly susceptible to slogans and catchphrases!

A great wall! And not too expensive. Thank god, you guys.

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

haha, so my stats don’t say what they seem to say because... well, you didn’t say whey they don’t, you don’t give any contrary stats instead saying that *my* stats are “proof” for your argument - an argument which runs contrary to the prima facie conclusion of said stats, on top of which i’m “just wrong” for…

The fact that you idiots aren’t on the metric system yet is mind boggling.

I have zero clue who this person is. I tried to watch the Dear Fat People video but she was very shrill and it is late and I’m old. If she’s a comedian, she isn’t a very good one.

Obtuse much? I don’t care about your other emails, facts are stubborn things.

You are a fool. Seriously. If it’s not classified at the time that it is sent, it’s not going to be something you get in trouble over. Jesus Christ on a swivel stick.

Nontroversy.