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Anne of Sticky Green Gables.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: He'll bring out the kid in you.

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: YOU'VE BEEN SEVRED

"How do you think we got Enron?"

"We have just learned that Father Huber, one of the two priests inside the operating room with President Kennedy, has delivered the last rites ... HIGH-FIVE!"

@Bernie Carbomb: +1, subject to a five-year lock-up

nobody,not even the rain,has such a small cock.

The Chargers. Holy shit.

Yes, but what of Posey's poise?

@UweBollocks: Right between bigotry's ding-dong and intolerance's hoo-hah.

@hugesunglasses: - The deleted last lines from Michael Clayton.

@AC_Greens_Virginity: if you're gonna rip off Paul Simon ripping off Africans, at least do it whole-assed

His next match is a cage fight against Schroedinger's cat.

Deadspin: Where neither the comments nor the contest winners can be disabled.

A.J. would have put on a nice shirt and shaved if it were the AstroGlide Ultimate Summer Job promotion.

@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine: No, my handle was created to honor the great Lance Uppercut username imbroglio. Although if this continues it might turn into We Are All Bob Loblaw.

@Bob Loblaw: Ah, memories ... [deadspin.com]

@Fuzzy Dunlop: Donovan's got running-away-from-the-Federales speed.