You're assuming the thief has two brain cells to rub together.

I'll just leave this here, because I completely agree with Patrick's assertion.

America isn't about being pretty; it's about being dominant.

Yay! Proving Patrick wrong photo dump!

This reminds me of a Reliant Robin race. They all end the same.

Can I just say again that I fucking love Spy Hunter. And this....all this is why I fucking love Jalopnik.

"And he hasn't given a reason."

What?

You know what is the ultimate tailgating deterrent? not loafing in the passing lane

Family Circus.

I'm not surprised that flashing your lights doesn't work. There are some real road zombies out there. Two weeks ago, I witnessed such a zombie hanging in the left lane (of 3 lanes) when a State Trooper was rapidly approaching with lights & sirens. They were going the exact same speed as the two cars in the center…

I just pass on the right and then get back in front of them a little too early.

Everyone has their pet peeves. Unsurprisingly, two are shared by a lot of American drivers: Tailgating and left lane hogging. There's no word on if the people who hate tailgating are left lane hoggers.

1) Miata

Well..

now you go home, your still drunk from last night

Looks like a Ford tow truck, but I wish it was a Dodge, to serve as neutral intermediary.