Your car should be alarmed so it doesn't get stolen again.

The Jalopnik Car Configurator is now live. Now You can build your dream Car! Choose everything from the engine style, to the kind of transmission you want. Everything is up to you. Make the car that you want. 100% Satisfaction guaranteed.

Gave this contest a ditch, contests love ditches.

The words "FLAPPY PADDLES ARE FOR PING PONG" with a drawing of a steering wheel with a red ping pong paddle on one side and a green one on the other.

Looks like someone already made what I was thinking.

I'm going to play Devil's advocate here. Don't kill me for this, but I'd like to raise a few points (none of which mean that I fully back this guy's suit):

10/10 would hoon

Unfortunately, this is what you will need to deal with the quality of DC roads:

If it rotated a full 360 degrees, how would you know from the chalk marks? ;-)

I think the big problem is that, while the numbers used to be connected to displacement, they clearly have nothing to do with it anymore but the automakers never explicitly stated they were moving away from that so it just leaves things confusing. Today, the numbers really just mark a particular car's relative…

Terry - is this the greatest photo set on the internet?

I wonder how many people know that wipers are not really needed in most rainy conditions. Unless it is coming down really hard or a super fine mist that creates millions of tiny droplets I don't turn mine. In average rain at most speeds the droplets should move right off the windscreen.

Pretty good reasons from Frank the designer of the car:

You are why people hate Ferrari.

Or the Devil is taking them all for himself.

@British_Looks_British_Reliabil...: COTD

Quietly walking through the forest,