Finally, the moment my stupid Kinja handle has been waiting for.

I know this is Jalopnik so I will be taken out and shot for saying this, but this is why we need better public transportation and more walkable communities. So many people just don’t care at all about cars or driving and these are typically your inattentive drivers. They see a car as a chair in a box that gets you…

Not one cop car hit? You're losing touch, Mouse.

I expect dead doves....or did I?

“Robin is the one who has to fight for us”

so the MF is a.... tugboat...

“Squeek squu-sqeek skreek!”

Am I the only one that stars every one of these, and makes sure to open it on my laptop, phone, and tablet so it gets all 3 clicks?

These are all worthy contenders, as are the others mentioned in various comments below. But really, they all pale in comparison to the true winner:

Cillit Bang? I read that differently for a second......

I think some time should also be spent talking about how good these Rangers are. They've won 9 straight series, they've got a ROY candidate in Mazara, Desmond has been playing out of his mind, our best 1B is Profar who's currently being used as a four position utility infielder, and Colby Lewis is 37 years young and…

I know it’s terrible for crew performance and psychology but damn I like the tandem cockpit on a big-ass bomber. And an even bigger-ass one too.

Alternate theory: He was showing off his “summon feature” and did not look at what he was doing, crashed it himself, and is now trying to find some way to blame anyone but himself.The phrase “Hey, bro watch what I can do with my car” may or may not have been involved.

The new Carabinieri Giulia GTA is really nice, but I still like the old green Polizia Giulia Supers best