Claymoore20
Clay Moore
Claymoore20

Dodge be like...

Eli: “Odell, why wasn’t I invited to party with you guys?”

KING 22? Meh, that’s a normal CSAR callsign. My guess is they’re training.

I miss two in particular:

Yo, we ...

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

(Rougned Odor reads story on his phone, immediately punches phone)

Gutting’em is the only way a C4 thru C6 Corvette actually looks attractive ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This ain’t great kinja, but every time I see Beltre and Andrus that song “People let me tell you bout my best friend” song pops into my head and gets stuck.

I would pay all the money to watch a Beltre/Andrus show where cameras just follow them around.

Beltre seems like one of the most overall fun guys in the MLB (I almost said NFL there for some reason)

4 more games to .500! In the name of the baseball gods, please let this happen!

May not have HOF numbers, but has HOF attitude.

man, he deserved better. i don’t recall hearing a bad word said about him, ever. real shame.

Dammit, I’ve got to do something about all this dust in here...enjoy retirement, sir.

Finally, the moment my stupid Kinja handle has been waiting for.

I know this is Jalopnik so I will be taken out and shot for saying this, but this is why we need better public transportation and more walkable communities. So many people just don’t care at all about cars or driving and these are typically your inattentive drivers. They see a car as a chair in a box that gets you

Not one cop car hit? You're losing touch, Mouse.