~Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight!...~

I just can't stop thinking that its someone's headphones that fell in front of their eyes.

That wall there says "The End", but the kid knows. He knows this is just the beginning. With his Wrecker's Coat, he takes his first step. Mhm, that first step.

"fhweufhewiu"

Building your own has the advantage of feeling like it's your box. It's hard to describe what that means.

Be prepared to start paying for in-game items with.... brisk walking!

AHEM....

Any reason why you mentioned 'rarely'? The 3DS is loaded with life-absorbing games like Animal Crossing and Pokemon X/Y. Hell, even StreetPass/Find Mii has me lugging my 3DS everywhere, even when I'm between actual game. Unless of course none of what I just mentioned appeals to you...?

It's a shame that a game like this doesn't have an actual screen you can draw on. Golly, if only there was a system that had one of those...

And millions!

Wouldn't... wouldn't they just be black boxers?

Shouldn't Time's magazine cover actually say "Person of the Year of Luigi"?

Pagani dashboard is so surprised!

So Cranky Kong and Scrooge McDuck went to the same school of ass kicking...

That might be one of the dumbest complaints about a platformer I've ever heard.

Scumbag Best Buy:

This Year of Luigi was actually pretty great. We got Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon, Mario & Luigi: Dream Team (Dreamy Luigi with his dream 'stache, aw yeah), and NSLU. In 2014 I can think of only one game that we need Luigi's greatness to star in.

BAD DAY BAD DAY BAD DAY BAD DAY!

My frustration with Bioshock Infinite was that, for all its pretentious heady meta story ideas, it didn't really affect gameplay. There is absolutely nothing novel or deep about the way you interact with Bioshock's world, which makes all those big ideas ultimately shallow window dressing. Same goes for the…

Ah yes, Dark Void Zero. Best $5 I sent in the DSi Shop when it came out.