In Maine, though, the comedian is arguably more famous than the musician.
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As a Mainer, I love lobster.
Either will do.
This. I’ve said this before and I’m saying it now: sans butter, Lobster is just okay.
Little harsh bro. I’m glad someone went back there and wrote about it. I’m glad we are still talking about that epic essay and Wallace.
My mom, to this day, cannot put lobsters in a pot. Fortunately for her, I am a monster and thus feel no remorse about the death of a few lobster -- after all, what are lobsters when you train to and spend much of your adult life trying to kill humans (within the bounds of the Laws of Armed Conflict, of course; we’re…
Great write up Terrence. I love “Consider the Lobster” so I’m obviously a sucker for a good Lobster related think piece.
you can purchase a drug rug with Bob Marley’s face stitched squarely into its middle
I love the academic elitist tone of that review and the irony of that first paragraph...
Jesus Christ, that was great. I’m now going to burn all my columns and not write anything else until I can do something like this (never).
“Excuse me.”
Lobster is murder tasty tasty murder.
His barber is at the top of that list.
I love that there’s finally some real volatility in the ATP. Taking nothing away from the Big Four, but it’s been those same guys (with rare exceptions) dominating for a very long time. Makes the early rounds much more intriguing and hopefully we’ll see a lot more of these kids in the next few years.
Not pedantic at all.
and any ace who goes over to New York or Boston just looks like a fucking soulless merc
“Ignoring” is a bit harsh. They tried hard to sign Keita in midfield and van Dijk at CB. Sometimes transfers work out, sometimes they don’t.
Pat Burke. He only got to play if the Suns were up/down by 20+ points late in the 4th quarter. He refused to run D’Antoni’s offense. He would just post up beyond the arc and attempt 3 pointers. I loved it.
Your Kinja handle is far too relevant for this.