pull out*

how rich is your dad? “very rich” and can totally afford this no problem, or “medium rich to not rich at all” and you went to a middling state school because he prioritized this to your education?

Gronk has a boner in that Instagram video, right?

Hi guys I’m going to make an obnoxious comment about golf nomenclature. While this was definitely a horrible golf shot, it was *not* a shank. A shank occurs when the hosel of the club (the round part above the heel, which houses the shaft [someone please make a joke about “something else that houses a shaft”]) makes…

If nothing else, this post inspired me to listen to “dance yrself clean” for the first time in a very, very long time. This is a good thing. Thanks Rob.

Al Jazeera is a hyper credible source of news. Are you afraid of the name because it sounds...well, you know what I’m implying. Whether they’re credible or not isn’t the question here—credible news organizations aren’t infallible and often fuck up, oh well—but rather whether or not their methodology in this specific…

Tara Jacoby killing it again. What a fucking talent.

This is monumentally dumb.

this

Subset?

I think Croce’s afraid his bartenders may have over served party boy Kane, who then allegedly went and raped this woman. She’d be the injured third-party in the equation, Kane the over served drunkard causing the injury. By that logic, the dram shop liability narrative holds up.

Took a second. Another. Another still. Then it was the best comment ever.

TY re: ATK. We think you’re great too!

Author here: Indeed made of asbestos.

Author here: Looks great! Would eat.

Author here. I’m a walking contradiction :/

yikes

391 goals, 642 assists*

The most ridiculous dose of pettiness I’ve ever endured at a golf course happened two weeks ago at the course I’ve been playing (read: paying a bunch of money to) since I was 7 years-old. (I was actually a member at this course for eight years, from the time I was 10 till the time I was 18. Keep in mind that the club…

I got torn up pretty good once during my junior year in HS. A race to the corner resulted in the toppling of myself and an opposing defenseman. He got up first, and his push-off stride was over my wrist, not the ice. Shredded all of the tendons and sinew, nicked the radial artery, permanently and royally fucked with…