The Toronto politics scene is a lot like the criminal underworld depicted in The Sopranos - if a man admits to eating pussy, he's considered weak and, paradoxically, potentially homosexual. Just as Junior Soprano feared he might lose his place as boss (or even his life), Mr. Ford fears he might lose his place as…

The image of ole Kriz brooding in front of a Caravaggio fucking kills me...

She looks like my friend's 53 year-old aunt. Who I slept with. Twice...

1:03 - fuck my life.

Clowe? Not Marleau, not Jumbo Joe, but rather Clowe? You've got a pair of future Hall of Famers on your favorite squad, and you pick CLOWE? Unreal.

I think the next installment needs to include some Spiritualized. Just sayin'...

You're right, man. I'm an idiot. You win.

Conversation over. Try not to troll me ever again, alright? I never used the words courageous or laudable. Those words are yours. It was less a commentary on his writing and more a commentary on the fact that he's a good dude who got fucked. You, however, seem like anything but a good dude. Who IS fucked. Also, given…

Maybe offer something that's NOT contrarian and negative in nature. After all, I'm just offering a few kind words about a dude who I met in passing, but whose writing I appreciated and who deserved better treatment from his employer. Not EVERY FUCKING COMMENT on Deadspin, or the internet at large, has to be a dick…

As do I! Deserves better than the cold pavement CBS threw him out onto.

Also a Boston guy here. Fully agree. Good dude, good writer. Deserves more than he got from CBS.

Alright, dude. Not the point of my sentiment, really. Right?

I didn't see anyone get sniped for the simple act of withdrawing from an ATM. Not my GTA, man.

Dude, that sucks. I met Knobler randomly one night a few months back in an Irish pub in Paris. We were watching a Spurs game (who he supports, rabidly), and I was impressed by the sophisticated insights a major baseball writer had to offer about the beautiful game. Only chatted with the dude for a few hours, but he…

This Just In; Richie Incognito Jailed for Being the World's Biggest (Like, Mass Wise) Racist

Just laughed PRETTY heartily at that little gem.

I think people should have to pass an eighth grade spelling and grammar exam before they're allowed to comment on message boards. Is that an elitist point of view? Sure it is. Would such a requirement save us book learnin' folk from the myriad headaches we get after attempting to decipher whatever shit we're forced to…

Well, he wouldn't be staring for very long, believe me.

Good couple of months for the Pelini family. Also, I love this photo of ole Carl. He's obviously grimacing because he's looking at an unfavorable FAU score line, but fuck if that's not also the face of a man who's just woke from a night of fever dreams brought on by a coke binge. The conceit, the regret, the sunken,…

fantastic piece