Yeah, but it's my vagina's feast day, so it's all good.

Ew, "hole?"

I've always done fine with water on the crotch cleaning front. To each her own.

Saw her "Louisiana Project" at the Museum of the African Diaspora in San Francisco eight years ago and it her work haunts me to this day. If you are in NYC, GO SEE DAT SHIT. She's an amazing artist.

LOL, I love how that's what saves it for you :)

Wow, I totally couldn't tell that came from an old guy...

Totally. What EXTRA bothers me is that in this performance she actually raps that line along with him. Super disappointing. Like it's one thing to let your husband rap that on your record... now the words are actually coming out of your own mouth.

*shudders*

Bamchicabowowaaaoowwww

Isn't their free healthcare system supposed to take care of that?

Donnelly, steadfastly white and monolinguistic, jaws at the camera about "illegal immigrants"

Sorry Boo, not everyone cares to spend their time and energy dedicating a formal essay to every dumb little thought your brain sharts out, no matter how prettily you package your weird boner for putting black women in their *place* in special I'M- JUST-BEING-RATIONAL-themed gift-wrap.

YOU ARE AWESOME.

Ew, gross, stop already. Your dumb blanket statement isn't true, there's literally no legitimate data to support it and it's really not helping anyone. Feminism operates on the assumption that people are fucking people. As a feminist, I demand that men do better, because I know they CAN. Because they're fucking human.…

Here comes the laughter again.

So my name is Maya I"m 8. And I"m very small so small that people think I"m a baby. Yep that's how basically my life is. So far so bad.

cuddling up with your couch blanket and mug of spiked apple cider for days and days of prime-time coverage of figure skating is your idea of a little slice of glitter spandex heaven

Dude, that was a damn good apology.