I totally agree with everything you're saying, and I honestly think you're pretty badass for standing up in the way that you do. Also, I want to vomit all over this army of whitesplainers. But I would really appreciate it if you didn't use sexist and homophobic language to fight back. Whatever your intent, the word…

I also always end up absent-mindedly flicking dudes' nipples post-coital; often when they're saying something insightful.

I feel like the Beastie Boys would be super into this.

I'm so shitty at being on time for dates/such. It's pretty asshole-y.

Dude, her organization is SO cool, guys! Look at it! Let's steal back some of her thunder and donate (you know, if you have $10 to spare)!

I want poutine! Obamacare covers that right? I demand everyone pay for my poutine (females are very demanding). Oo oo oo! and I'm growing a baby, a fat one (I was in Target looking for a Chia pet, but this seemed cooler) and it wants poutine too. Cough it up, neighbors.

DUDE. I kind of love it...

Yeah, the price is insane, but she's definitely rocking that whole juxtaposition of super feminine/frilly and punk rock. That's one of my favorite combos.

Nothing but a t-shirt and sleepshorts, but I am sporting a cock-up brace (do with that naughty-sounding word what you will) on my right wrist in an attempt to ward off my impending case of carpal tunnel. I have also broken out in a red itchy rash on my right cheek from applying too much acne medication because I have…

He and Regina are biffles.

What the everloving FUCK?

Do I get to take him home with me if I do a good job?

I get that there's a destructive force in Black and Latina communities that puts pressure on women to have a certain body type. I totally get that. But your original comment made a sweeping generalization about what black & Latina women want/the personal choices they make. You didn't say, "some of my Black and Hispanic…

I understand your frustration with white people who claim not to see race and think that's the end of their responsibility to fight racism. Of course every culture faces unique issues within its own communities and that's important to recognize. I admit that I was unaware of this intense cultural pressure for Black…

That's the thing about what people scoff at as "political correctness"– it's really just about not treating People of Color like shit. What you dismiss as an "offhand comment" is actually one of innumerable degrading offhand comments that Black and Latina women have to hear on a daily basis. That shit builds up into a…

is really into Jesus (LIKE REALLY REALLY INTO HIM), and not so much into sin, polyester blends, these modern sluts, the basics of puberty, and Carrie.

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