My IMMEDIATE thoughts.

I waaaant iiiiittt.

Ok this is clearly awesome. WHOOT. However, personally I'd be more into the options that are non, ahem, "clean sheets." I'm kind of into semen... like the ejaculation part of it can be very erotic to witness/be a part of. Idunno... kind of like how many people find it sexy when girls get wet. Nevertheless, this is an…

How to Handle Becoming Rich?! I mean, they're all bad. But what?

How to Handle Becoming Rich

You know what, Daniel, you seem intelligent. I respect you. I think you might even be able to do a better job than that Franco fella.

You guys, I like NEED one of these so hardcore:

Fucking STUNNING. Can the fashion/advertising industries/other collective brainwashers please for the love of God please stop excluding images of dark-skinned women, already? Black is truly beautiful y'all.

Also, newer generations of vulvas deserve their place in the sun.

This is hilarious. Just to check though, you're not one of those genuine My Little Pony fans, right? I don't think I could deal with more than one regular contributor who is. Like I would be super bummed if this turned out to be pervasive like Scientology in hollywood where it's way too often like, "Oh no... [insert…

As I read this, I am inhaling the scent of my roommate's pumpkin spice candle.

One white lady and 2 men of color. That's all you really need.

WOW. I just checked out the Emmy winners and I don't understand how the fuck Scandal won NOTHING. Except "Best guest actor in a drama" or w/e. Who's a white man.

I would actually totes wear this if I could pull it off.

They should send him to that rehab that Bob Filner. I hear it totally works.

Dude, you need to calm the fuck down. I never understood what the big deal is with eating in class. Plus, you don't wanna see me get hungry. Shit gets real.

WOOOOOOW. WOW. Wow. You REALLY think you know more about a total stranger's body than she does?

It's great that she made the decision not to whitewash her casting, but let's not forget that she simply DID THE RIGHT THING. I would definitely like to see more of that– you know, decent human behavior. I mean, isn't it kind of ridiculous that simply by not systematically excluding models of color and producing more…

I just love that whole video. Every hunk in that desert is tryna get with her, and she's all, "whatever." Go Shania, go!

I've always wanted an art bitch friend who could give me rad haircuts and like, alter/mend my clothes... it would be a symbiotic relationship in some way or another...