Get your tinfoil hats kids, cause it’s time for Conspiracy Corner.

Never forgive, never forget.

Konami is shit, news at 11.

So lemme guess. They made the console version and cheaped out by essentially copying and pasting it to the PC completely ignoring the actual PC game.

Welp, time to buy Sims 4.

I apologize for coming off as crass and snarky in my comment.

All religions are wrong. We'd be much better off if everyone would just accept that and move on.

Shush, we don’t want to imply that there are women that enjoy sex. We all know there is only rape.

Fighting, fighting,fighting, it’s amazing what people will create in service of what is essentially a simple mechanical motion of people using their limbs to cause harm to another person.

I have three soundtracks I’d like to throw in:

That’s another amazing one. Have you heard the track from Tropical Freeze where they put that and Aquatic Ambiance together? It’s magical.

Super Mario Galaxy

Quake. I used to play the game disc in my cd player and listen to the soundtrack directly.

I don’t buy that. Where’s the QA testing? A company could at least try a dozen different common hardware combinations before the game going Gold. If a PC port has to be delayed a little, fine, but don’t throw a steaming pile of shit out there and call it dinner.

This is essentially how I read your comment.

The Roach sidequest was the absolute highlight of Blood and Wine for me. God, this game. I did two back to back playthroughs and just finished all the DLC for the first time. It’s a true testament to this game’s brilliance that I’m seriously considering a third run right away. Think I’ll finish Doom first though.

For all of its faults (and those faults are really on a corporate side not on the console itself) the wii U has the best lineup of first party titles since the SNES. It has the best Mario Kart, the best Pikmin, the best New Super Mario Bros (yeah that doesn’t say much). Mario 3d World is a classic, Tropical Freeze is…

1. You think adult animations and 2d art are perverse, but what about live action porn? Is that ok for you?