I think you have the makings of a fine new reality contest show, Dolphins versus Humans: Greatest Asshole of the Earth! (Turns out it's the Octopus. :P )

I know you wrote that in 2012, and it's 2014 now, but I felt compelled to reply that I totally agree with your point. That's also what bothers me about Star Trek and similar scifi shows that portray alien civilizations as a homogenous ethnic and geographic culture, meaning, where are the dialects, the regional…

Got any sources for these claims?

A dolphin that speaks Klingon is now at the top of my So Much Want List!

No, no, that's Cetaceans. :P

...... ssssssssalllltyyyyyyyy :P

Exactly! Salty. Like I said.

Yea. Salty. Same thing. :P

Greetings 2011 from 2013!

That whole 'made in the image of God' thing, I always took that to mean that we were genetically modified by an advanced race that happened to resemble us, or in turn, our ancestors were modified to resemble 'them'. But I don't wanna hijack this very excellent discussion about contemporary intelligent species learning…

Batmarine? Wolverat? Susan!

What if I eat all these items on the list? Are there any dietary concerns of bad bio-chemical interactions between these items? Any side effects?

(sniffle)

No, no, no! You're not supposed to be charming, intelligent, and polite. This is the internet! You're supposed to spew your vitriol at complete strangers and antagonistically wipe your verbal scrotum all over their screen! God!

More like a heroic suicide run! God bless those beautiful bastards! (sniffle)

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And with strange aeons even death may die.

Oh for fu- i said, Geralt with a lightsaber!

i'd rather have them distracted by a video game than out there doing their thing in real life!

Can nobody tell FUX NEWS nothin man.