To deny his expertise to competing company.  You may not want what he’s selling, but you sure as hell don’t want another company to have it.

Everything we said is perfectly cromulent.

I didn’t “Black Adam” was THAT bad...it was not great, but I didn’t think it landed like a turd so hard that it killed Superman...

Dye his locks blonde and he could be a pre-Heresy Roboute Guilliman...I can even see him as Sanguinius.

She dresses like what poor people think rich people look like.

I’ve heard anecdotal stories of people sleeping at work for work-related reasons, but I’ve never seen it in person. The only time I’ve seen people sleep at work were a) the guy got divorced and was literally living at work (portable oven and everything; which management pretended they knew nothing about and I only…

Usually, I just ignore posts about people I know nothing about and am pretty sure I don’t want to know anything about. However, while I don’t know or care about anyone in the story, I figured there’s got to be a “Yung Gravy” joke somewhere in the article or the comments worth seeing. And so, the search begins...

That’s not true. My guess is that people who don’t have the benefit of serving time at a place euphemistically called “Camp Fed” would prefer to be there.

I thought that was the whole point of going fast and breaking things. It’s not a bug, it’s a feature...

Generally speaking, I don’t vote based upon celebrity endorsements or even party affiliation (though, I’ve, of late, made exceptions to that since one party seems incompetent and the other party doesn’t care about objective reality so you pick your poison...). However, I do vote based upon what a politician says and…

If they want to come to my house and watch me come out, in my boxers, during my lunch break from my remote working and drop my mail-in ballot in my mailbox, I’d be glad to oblige for a pay-for-play fee of $10,000. I’ll even put up some local city council lawn signs to gussy up the place for them. For an additional…

True, but all else being equal, the 0.93 mile asteroid will still be 1/108th the mass of the 6 mile asteroid that killed the dinosaur. Again, that’s assuming what we don’t know is equal.

Since asteroids are 3 dimensional bodies, wouldn’t that 0.93 mile wide (we’ll round up to a full mile for ease of calculation) asteroid be 1/108 the size of the 6 mile wide asteroid that killed the dinosaurs (according to the widely accepted current theory)? 6 x 6 x 6 would be 108 (approximately; we’re doing…

They certainly ran out of time on his hair?  I’m not going to say bangs are going to fix everything, but maybe a few might have helped...

The ol’ Hernan Cortes burning his ships strategy?

I’d be inclined to blame Russia, but wouldn’t it be far easier for them to just turn off the spigot? Sure, one could say they want plausible deniability, but why? They’ve committed serious war crimes and threatened nuclear retaliation if things don’t go their way. I can’t imagine stopping the flow is on the level of…

I knew it as well, but I didn’t think they’d go so far as to make it blatantly obvious at the end.  Guess I was wrong about that...

I live in a small suburb in Los Angeles county.  I’d get more precise, but...you know.  I will state this one clue:  A Federation starship is named after this city.

Galaxy Quest.  Tendi and Rutherford are the best Star Trek movie, Galaxy Quest.

I don’t know how it is in Texas, but here in California (at least, my chunk of it), that area between the sidewalk and the street (where the guy is trimming the tree in the picture at the top of this article) is the responsibility of the city. I live in a part of town (Los Angeles suburb) in which the city governs…