It’s probably super-weird vintage porn...like Soviet-era porn involving a tractor factory and sturdily-built people with rough hands who look like they ACTUALLY work on a collective farm. And, yes, it probably involves buttholes.

How topical. I was watching “Contagion” this past weekend with Jude Law as an influencer peddling Forsythia, a fake cure for the virus at the center of the movie. Oddly enough, Google Chrome flags the word “influencer” as not a real thing.  How true...oh, how true...

I feel that way when I’m on the verge of a fart that I know is coming, but it never does and you feel a bit uneasy about the whole thing until you take a really satisfying dump later.  Is it kind of like that for you?

Right about this time, I’d say “eat the rich”, but tainted meat made me lose my appetite so the rest of you can have my share...

She probably had a chicken burrito for lunch that didn’t sit well with her and she’s taking it out on the entire animal kingdom.

Do I think Gabbard is the favorite candidate of autocrats in the field of Democrats?  Yes.  Do I think Clinton is a warmonger?  Yes.  I guess everybody...wins?

Let’s be honest, the Dems could have waited another year and it still wouldn’t have made a difference in the Senate.  I am of the mindset that Trump could literally shoot someone in broad daylight on 5th Avenue and he wouldn’t even be arrested.  That’s how rabidly insane a large percentage of this country happens to…

DJTJ is what happens when you give a complete moron an insane amount of money and an unearned level of authority.

Oddly enough, the alleged perpetrator is African-American. She might have had more success skirting the charges if she was “quirky and diverse” while being white.

My sister and her family came down to southern California for a post-Christmas family visit and I was driving them around. My wife heard something about Kanye on the radio and said “Wow...who knew Kanye would put out a religious album. Can you believe it?” I said “No, I don’t believe it. He’s just moving on to his…

Ving Rhames.  Making Baby Yoda sound like Marcellus would be insane.

I’m not sure God changed his business model in the later edition...

Point out to me where I said they should get a pass. Oh, that’s right. You can’t

Point out to me where I said they should get a pass.  Oh, that’s right.  You can’t.

To be fair, the Bible (especially the Old Testament) is full of genocide.  Genocide is, of course, about as racist as you get.

I graduated high school way back in 1989. Even back then, in the near dark ages, 18 year-old me knew that some words were simply verboten and carried far too much historical and social baggage to toy with. I simply do NOT buy it when someone, in this day and age, says they were teens and “didn’t know better”. How…

When Mayor Pete stated that he was the only non-millionaire on the stage Warren should have shot back with: “Pete, you can make an honest million, but there is no such thing as an honest bribe.” As for the big-money transfer from her senatorial war-chest to her presidential campaign, she should do something about that,…