“Maybe the whistleblower is Fearless Girl. Maybe it’s the ghost of Amelia Earhart. Perchance it is the woman skunk that Pepe Le Pew chases. Maybe it’s Rosie the Riveter or a sentient pussy hat.”

It wouldn’t surprise me either. The Feds are going to need to make someone an example and Aunt Becky seems to be the most obvious choice at the moment.

Are the heights before of after I add in my penis length?

Aunt Becky is putting up a fight.  The Feds don’t like it when you fight.  She’s getting at least 8 months.

My son’s going to love this.  He talks about Ninja all the time in relation to Fortnite.  My son’s also 12...

If it’s any consolation, I was born into a Buddhist household in Vietnam before coming to the US as a 4 year-old war refugee in 1975 and adopted Christianity. I guess that makes it a wash..?

Maybe he confused it with his IQ?

Actually, Nixon was not impeached. It was the threat of imminent impeachment that caused him to resign. He was quit before he was impeached. I repeat, President Nixon was never formally impeached. You are not considered to have been impeached until after the House votes to send it to the Senate for a trial.  That…

Hitman 2: Scratches at Level 6, With Deeper Grooves At Level 7.

Here is the definition of treason from an online legal dictionary:

I was telling my son that I hope they drag this thing out until to January 22, 2021. That way, if Trump loses the election (which there is a good chance of; I’m sure Pelosi is hoping this puts a HUGE drag on his re-election), Pence isn’t in a position to pardon him. I’m pretty sure Pelosi hopes the inquiry and trial…

I was telling my son that I hope they drag this thing out until to January 22, 2021. That way, if Trump loses the election (which there is a good chance of; I’m sure Pelosi is hoping this puts a HUGE drag on his re-election), Pence isn’t in a position to pardon him. I’m pretty sure Pelosi hopes the inquiry and trial…

“Congressional committees already investigating Trump also hope the impeachment process will grant them expedited access to documents, witnesses, and legal processes that the administration has been successfully stonewalling.”

It’s true that Pence can (and probably would) pardon Trump if he were in a position to do so. However, Pence can only have federal crimes pardoned. The state ones, such as those brought by the Southern District of New York, cannot be pardoned. Those are fraud cases and carry jail time along with fines. There is ample…

Every time I see him saying he wants the public to see possible evidence of his wrong-doing, I am reminded of all the times he has said he “hopes” his tax returns are eventually released so that we can all see how beautiful they are. Still waiting on your tax returns, Cheetolini...

Poor Lucky Tiffany...

I can totally get behind that.

I wanna see some stunt-casting...like Dame Judi Dench as Samantha.  She could do ANY role.

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Easy with the knives.  I support Warren and I’ve stated multiple times that she’s my candidate and I think she’s great.  I said she was wishy-washy on that ONE subject.  I never denied that she has very thoughtful plans; that’s a large part of why I support her.  We’re allies here; I’m not the bad guy.  Save your…