Being an adult is tiring god dammit. 

The irony is this joke has depth.

#1: Have you considered wearing an eyepatch?

Why should anyone pay for a service or a product they are not receiving?

“Next logical game” and “best” are two different answers, methinks.

“Next logical game” and “best” are two different answers, methinks.

I also did an embroidery.

Oh it is too late for this advice by like 4 days.

Yea! That’s why I don’t have any friends, I’m practicing safe hygiene!

Totally right about the heat conductor bit. From Kenji’s excellent article, “The Truth About Cast Iron Pans: 7 Myths That Need To Go Away”:

I agree completely. I am a chef, I used cast iron at home and camping very often, simply for the ease of being able to take it from the stove top to in the oven, or on the outdoor grill or firepit. I wash my pans every time with hot water and steel wool then a light wipe with flaxseed oil. The myth that I hate the…

We’ve had an incredible run in the market for 10+ years now. So what if we’ve recently given up the last 6-9 months of gains?

You don’t want a quick recovery.  You want the prices to be depressed as long as possible you can buy low.

If I complete this, do I have to marry Michael Douglas?

Counter-point: No one should ever watch Ghostbusters 2.

It’s a three ring circus, to keep the mobs yelling at each other, throwing blame and shame endlessly so politics can continue without interference from the people being governed.

So after a while you can tell them “wait a minute!” and totally blow them off, just like in the real world!  

A much simpler way to address this: if Harris couldn’t deal with a relatively innocuous and not-entirely inaccurate meme, how on earth could she have dealt with Trump?

But you don’t need to make it a unanimous effort. By implementing new items, new technologies, and having large corporations force the effort you have people adapt regardless of their beliefs.

In your defense, you still have your van.