Don't buy a girl a drink if you haven't talked to her yet. You see this shit in movies and it works, so maybe if you're George Clooney you can ignore this. But in real life it never works, it comes off as creepy and makes the girl feel uncomfortable. Talk to her first.

Counterpoint: Breakfast food is delicious!

"Why haven't we had sex yet!!"

Can finally hear my Canadian accent after watching this. Sore-y. Sore-y. It sounds like they're saying "sari" to my northern ears.

I thought this headline meant that the original video was actually Funny or Die and I was v. confused. Also, I'm a little stupid.

Mustache gorilla blames you for wasting his time.

Thanks for the advice, Coop.

I'm an old grump and just cannot fathom how kids think this shit is funny. They are LITERALLY putting peoples' lives in danger let alone wasting valuable Community resources to respond to these fake calls.

Do you eat half of it and then bury the rest for later?

Thanks, Zarn! Ask and you shall receive...

I haven't had business cards at my last 2 jobs, probably because it's not client facing.

Oh, that's Good. It leaves me Desperately Wanting for more.

Think that's bad? You should see him get down at a Better Than Ezra concert.

If you think marriage makes for free sex, you have no idea of the actual cost you'll be paying for the rest of your life. . .

It's bewildering how unimpressed these people look. Am I wrong?

#not all pinnipeds

My staircase is curved. Here are the tools I use to replace its carpeting.

This isn't quite as crazy simple as the tips above, but I'd add replace at toilet's flapper valve to the list. If your toilet's constantly running, it may be time to replace that valve, and it's just about one of the easiest things I've ever done. (Make sure you get the correct size for your toilet, though, that was…

Watching books 3 and 4 it's clear the two work and have a connection. That's 26 whole episodes, half the series, where they laid the groundwork for a finale where they BEGIN a relationship. This is coming from a show that had Mako get with two different characters in a single season, Bolin get with two different…