I want to see Kristin Chenoweth as Adelaide.

Take back this remake, take back your pearls.

Let's keep JGL as Nathan Detroit and get Jeremy Renner in as Skye. I mean, come on!

For Adelaide, I'd love to see Kristen Bell. Just please God no Amanda Seyfried.

How about Darren Criss as Sky Masterson?

It is hilarious that someone whose entire public image is based on perfection is singing "perfection is a disease of a nation".

Dear friendzone, when my husband and I were 35, he left me for a 21 year old, but you know, her parents are cool about it and he respects her intellect and kind spirit, but is it still okay if I set their house on fire? thanks in advance!

I think it being illegal in their state takes away the need to do the math. LOL

She stated that it is illegal in their state. And yes - it is morally wrong to have sex with people who are so behind you in emotional and mental development. The adult is automatically in a higher position where he is able to manipulate her if he so chooses. There is something wrong with a 26 year old man who is…

Also, she was probably born in 1996. Just putting that out there so the commentariat can feel the grossness I currently feel answering this question.

Silver Lining Alert!

She was also probably not responsible for the Atlanta Olympic bombing.

That's not nothing in a relationship, you know.

I used to love that movie when I was a kid, but when my sisters and I rewatched it as adults, we legitimately sat with our mouths hanging open after full understanding the lyrics for the first time. It's almost difficult to even read them, holy moley.

Fit to be tied. Ev'ry muscle was throbbin', throbbin'

aaand them women were sobbin' sobbin' sobbin'....

Love cannot conquer line dancing. Seven Brides for Seven Brothers was a lie.

Bottom line: Everyone sucks.

I think the class issue needs to be discussed here. It's often not a case of people just confused about skin tone, but confused about why a person of colour would be with "white" kids, and why are they in a nice neighborhood with a nice stroller? The assumption that brown people are the "help" is revolting and needs…

I always err on the side of showing no interest in strange babies

This is the BEST! LOL! Gold star for you!

The wife (white) of my boyfriend's cousin (Indian) was once asked this about her son (whose skin color is closer to his dad's):

I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND. Who even has the GALL to ask a stupid question like that?! Like, in any case? I don't care if it's an elephant walking a set of twin poodles, who the fuck even has that moment where their brain is like "you know what is a good idea? asking this dumbass question." Are people that much of a…