You know they're magical because she apparently managed to dance in them without any elastic. Witchcraft!

It's not a real Christmas if I don't get to sing "O Holy Night" at an average volume of fff.

Ho-ho-ho - HEE HEE HEE HEEEE! It's OURS this time!

I'm fixing to string some lights near the ceiling and just hang ornaments from it, way up where kitty can't reach. We'll see if she doesn't find a way to eat 'em.

Oh man, I was just visiting my folks and I'd forgotten how hideous our family ornaments are. The Mommers gave me a starter box and it included the one made from an actual dead mouse, labelled "Made in West Germany." It's dressed as a beauty pageant queen, for some reason. I adored that thing as a kid.

Uggghhhh aren't those just the worst? I'm glad nobody attempts that with my name & my fiancé's. We should only be referred to collectively as "those chuckleheads."

Truth. Please slap me if I ever complain again about wearing a brace in high school.

Ugh, yes. In the final relationship of my 20s, I thought I was *such* a cool girlfriend because I tolerated the dude putting me as a low, low priority even when we were living together after years together. Never again.

Seriously, what the actual heck? Anything with which Bob Fosse was involved should automatically get bumped ten places higher.

God, what a terrible movie. It's in my top (bottom?) five list of the worst movies of all time, along with PCU, Kill Bill, Jim Carrey's Grinch, and Rent.

I've got no scientific evidence, but she's got preternaturally soft fur and always has (she's been on the stuff since she was a few months old, really). Seems like humans have much more lustrous hair and stronger nails when they're healthier, so hey, why not cats?

I'm usually so busy avoiding Union Square from Thanksgiving to New Year's, I had no idea this was going on! Maybe I will brave the screaming throng to check it out, this year.

Heck yes. My cat chows down on this stuff and has the softest coat in the dang world:

I wouldn't say I regret having had all that casual sex so much as I was angry that the dudes were incompetent at it.

Is this happening in retaliation for all those homeless people the other states are shipping to us in CA, instead of actually helping them?

What a badass mom! Now, is there some way to come down on the employers who fire their employees for something as harmless as taking a single topless photo for personal use? That level of sexual scrutiny is absurd.

Is it true that they don't have burritos in New York?

I've read something about some people being genetically predisposed to a trait that makes cilantro taste horrible. I'm so glad I am not one of those people. If that's a real thing. Is that a real thing? I mean, how the heck else could someone hate cilantro?