I really dig the idea. The more a wedding resembles an actual party, the better.

Details! I want details! Which trails? Which parks? Which county?

Yee-haw, that's worth bragging about. Have fun! (You really, really will.)

Good, good... the public grows weary of all these little, naked pop stars and redirects its attention to the entertainer we OUGHT to be seeing everywhere:

There's got to be some correlation between people who cave easily to peer pressure being way more likely to do coke and have buttsex than the rest of us.

Yah, they only look natural if you're comparing yourself to Elijah Wood.

Cos that's how it works in real life. Gryffindors are the boastful sports hero types who peak in high school and make fun of the more reasonable houses. As a Ravenclaw, I think the rest of us were wise to just bide our time until graduation, when real life begins and the Gryffindors descend into nostalgia.

Haha... my achy metatarsals quiver in sympathy for you.

I have a pretty ring that people mistake for an engagement ring and *blargh*, you know what? I really don't care. Boyfriend doesn't care. Somebody implied I was his wife, recently, and neither of us bothered to correct the guy.

Misty Copeland's a five-star babe.

Fuck YAH, high arches!

Chutzpah, moxy (moxie?), and nerve. Those are all you need.

The horror!

Ross ain't NEARLY coordinated enough to get it on with a dinosaur. He can't even make out in a planetarium without crushing juice boxes all over himself.

Yep yep - although since he wouldn't be carrying the lil zygote, he would probably not have the final choice on whether it's terminated or carried to term - then he could be expected to help raise/be financially responsible for a kid he had no intention/ability to have.

Yah, I mean, if things went wrong, the woman in a straight couple gets veto power on whether there will be a termination or you're both IN IT for 18 years (at the very least, financially). If I were a dude, and thus didn't have that biologically-necessary veto power over any accidental pregnancies, I'd get myself…

That's probably how dudes feel, not having as much control over contraception as we have. I know I might feel a bit nervous about my girlfriend remembering the pill every day, if I were a dude.

So... so sad!

"I'll be watching your career with great interest!"

OMG that's amazing. I predict great things for her.