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@intangiblemango: If I ever get married, we're having sticky toffee pudding and a sundae bar with homemade hot fudge (I'll make it—I make the best hot fudge) and homemade ice cream. A nice lookin' sundae is prettier than a nasty plastic-tasting cake.

This is so fucking stupid.

@beckysays: I'm sorry, but I am confused.

@roodles: Eh, a really kind and wonderful person I went to HS with went to Dartmouth. Her family was CRAZY conservative, and so in HS she had all kinds of weird issues with things like gay rights—she though homosexuality (like all sex) was "gross," even though her favorite teacher was openly gay. She just couldn't

@raphaela: It helps if you start thinking of all vaginas as silently screaming "ENTER ME!" to ever penis that walks by.

This policy is stupid.

@monkey_biz: Yes, I pity the giant corporation and the havoc this blog post is going to bring down upon them.

@HidingInCanada: "MASSIVE PAPER AND HOW THE FUCK AM I SO ELOQUENT ON THE INTERNET AND NOT ON THIS DAMN ASSIGNMENT"

@intangiblemango: Oh my god both of these answer are really amazing. Thank you for clearing things up for me. (and thanks to your boyfriend too!)

@Erin Burr: just did the same thing a few weeks ago. She's a pretty kitty! (I live in New England, so I can't help—sorry!)

"[W]e were effective in passing health-care reform, which the health insurance industry wanted to stop; Wall Street reform, which Wall Street wanted to stop"

I don't watch this show, but if it was an episode about a woman getting violently raped by a mental patient stranger, then it's not really "realistic," if by realistic you mean common or regularly experienced by non-fictional women, at all. Because I know plenty of women who have been raped; some of them have been

@OnlySlightyTrampy: It gets even worse when you read about how she ended up spending 3 years, not one, in jail/detention. Because she was kind of difficult to control for the staff of the detention center, she wouldn't listen and do what they said, and they kept adding time to her sentence and it was 3 years before

@Satyrica: "And he probably knew somebody."

@Lauren713: Oh my god that story is so intense.

@WaffleCopter: I went as the Wicked Witch of the West two years in a row and now I'm Christine O'Donnel.

@Apollinarius: Yes it's definitely snobby for me to hold someone's vote against them when their need for cheaper health insurance is directly related to impeding my basic civil rights. At some point what one calls one's personal needs—like maintaining a middle class lifestyle—aren't actually needs. You don't need to