This is a glimpse of out future dystopian hellscape.

Take your camper shaming somewhere else!

So the answer of “How long would it take to fall through the earth” is also the “Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything”?

What sort of sad individual would actually spend money on this? It’d be easier and cheaper to just write ‘I’m a massive tool’ on your forehead with a permanent marker

I nominate the Seiko 5 SNK809, this is a 21 jewels automatic Japanese movement for at around $50. That’s right you get a legendary brand, automatic time proven movement and a fantastic easy to read face for about $50. Dress it up in leather, dress it down in a Nato strap. I’ve owned my Seiko 5 for about a year and…

I nominate the Seiko 5 SNK809, this is a 21 jewels automatic Japanese movement for at around $50. That’s right you…

It’s called sarcasm...Jezebel needs to die with Gawker imo.

This makes me realise how much I miss old Gizmodo when I got actual tech news.

Grampa!

I keep looking at the URL at the top of the browser, but it still says http://www.gizmodo.com

What in the fuck is this shit doing on Gizmodo?!?! Whatever Gawker loser slimed his/her pathetic ass in here, get them out NOW.

What. The. Fuck? I thought I was reading Gizmodo.

Dafuq did I just read? What a steaming pile of shit.

I seriously had to check if I still on Gizmodo. Who is going to be the first person to explain why this article fits and I'm being narrow minded?

Realtalk but imagine being the guy who’s dying wish was seeing Batman Vs Superman. I’d of flat lined halfway through the movie.

But that isn’t what he did. He capitalized the Nazi Party, perhaps not aesthetically pleasing. But he is not wrong. The military state of this country is dragonfire out of control. The circle of shit that allows for private (military) industry, payola jobs to the top brass that push for the industry’s big, endless…

From what I gathered it was a govt-owned prison and the inmates got paid for their work... so not really all that terrible.

My understanding is that the government is not going to be renewing their contract for the private prisons.

Getting asked if I’m new from someone in the greys? Excellent. Don’t worry, I’ll let you out

How is promoting “gun and safety classes” cause for alarm? Hollywood mythologizes guns to the point where many onscreen depictions are inaccurate. If someone picks up a gun, thinking it works the way it does in movies, someone is going to get hurt. It might be them, it might be someone else, but someone will be…

I would hope that you realize that the flight dynamics of a model and a full-scale aircraft are vastly different.