Sigh...Dick Tracey effectively had a smart watch decades previously...others on this list predate the Simpsons as well.

Terrifying? Really? What’s with you Gawker writers that make you all so easily terrified?

Sure, but that place is just filthy with talking dogs.

Any A.I. we create should be first sequestered inside of a lead-lined bunker with no access to the greater internet and a completely mechanical kill switch. (Like a guillotine or some kind of spring loaded pick axe.)

“We’re not doing promotion, for fear of people actually seeing said promotion.”

Dang, none of those scenes were funny either. After the initial trailer provided no laughs, I’m getting worried.

Right so in the original where the assistant was a relatively intelligent person (in that case a woman), if with a rough ‘yeah whatever’ attitude attached, in the gender-flipped remake they decided to make them a stereotypical good-looking retard footballer type guy?

To be fair, he had to make it all the way down to the fifth sentance to get that. That’s asking a lot.

You should ALWAYS be looking for fault after a tragedy. It’s the only way to establish what can be done to prevent future tragedies.

So, I’m in the coast guard and this situation comes up rather frequently. In any kind of rescue situation your crews safety is generally the #1 priority. I’m sure police officers, fire departments, etc...operate in the same way. The video doesn’t appear to show them doing anything wrong.

If it’s not their fault, whose is it?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

And watery tarts lobbing swords.

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

No one is saying they deserved to die. Everyone is saying that the actions of the girls directly caused their deaths. Not because of the inactions of the police.

It's not about them running. It's their criminal records at such a young age. The world lost nothing with their deaths.

All choices have consequences.

Wanting to have sex with someone (or actually having sex with them) and being friends with them isn’t mutually exclusive.

I married my best of nearly 20 years so... not gonna agree with you on that one.