You should probably stop setting your DVR and read a fucking book.

I want the waterproof clicky-pen that sends SMS messages....

Better clothes? Check. Better hair? Check. Huggability? DOUBLE CHECK.

Here’s a fun question: how much energy does it take to maintain the conditions that allow this sort of phenomena? Hurfadurf.

YA emo Nightcrawler - blechh

Better hair, really?

Their scandalized reaction to Cecily Strong when described the Secret Service as “the only law enforcement organization in the country that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.” & when she said “Your hair is so white now, it can talk back to police” was EVERYTHING

a vivid re-imagining of The Black Eyed Peas’ “My Humps”

I discovered something truly beautiful while I was searching for the above gifs :

Why not link the week-and-a-half old Telegraph article instead of two lines quoted on another site?

Yay, she’s safe, unhurt, and evacuated! Aftershocks still happening though.

ehhh Anthony Misiano did it better:

Funny trivia:

The Kelty Redwing 50 suggestion really made me smile. I have a Redwing 2900 (47.5L), which I assume is just an older version of their 50. This thing is older than dirt and it just keeps on giving. I recently busted the buckle on my sternum strap. I emailed Kelty and sent a few photos to identify it and they just sent…

I dunno man, having a clean butt is worth that weight.

By the way, inspired by your articles, i climbed my first ever mountain last weekend. It was exhilirating, exhausting, amazing and tiny by comparison to the stuff you guys do but i f**king loved it even when it was -6c with 60mph winds at the top. F**king fantastic, never have I done anything so physically demanding…

Don't you just hate it when you go cliff diving but your erect penis gets jammed in between some rocks on the way down?