I haven’t auditioned. Mostly because Australians in Hollywood operate like the Sith - Only ever two, there are.

If it wasn’t enough that Marina Oswald told investigators she took the photo; and George de Mohrenschildt’s wife produced a print of the photo for the House Select Committee on Assassinations; and that on this print Lee Harvey Oswald had written, “To my friend George from Lee Oswald” and signed and dated it; and also…

Odds are that lots of people know the truth... which is that a single person, Lee Harvey Oswald, assassinated the President of The United States with a rifle round.

It’s been kind of hilarious to listen to the conspiracy theorists - who have mostly been swallowing the Russian disinfo campaign and asking for seconds - scrambling for excuses to dismiss this.

Goes to show that the power of human ingenuity, eh?

And it’s in orbit.

Because it’s two feet across and nine hundred pounds?

Was helping a mate sell an old Merc. So, we put it up on a local craigslist equivalent, photos and descritption, so on, so forth, usual shit.

Yes! And The Debt, where I honestly think he deserved an Oscar nomination. He out-acted Jessica Chastain and Helen Mirren in that film.

Conspicuously absent:

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic horse. Secretariat will be that horse. Better than he was before. Better... stronger... hungrier for oats.

I love that Australia has made burnouts into a sport. I don’t know what that appeals to me, I don’t even do burnouts. But I appreciate that an entire continent of people enjoy it enough to make it a sanctioned competition.

Australian here - where’s the movement? Where’s the start-out and tip-in? Where’s the walking it out and the spins? There’s smoke, but it’s a poor effort. Wrap your eyes around this.

The story is incredibly weird and terrifying but makes sense when you look at it in terms of an avalanche, hypothermia, and wild animals.

What is it about the Earhardt disappearance that so enamors people's imagination that even when the evidence is 90%, people will still use the word "possibly" so that they leave room for more mystery.

Congrats! In celebration, here's a V8 powered Kei-ute laying down some clouds.