True that. And hey, any beer is good, if you’re drinking it with the right people - I’ll take an esky full of cheap lager with good friends, over drinking some finely-crafted microbrew with beer snobs any day.

Oh god, yeah. FF1 and 2, he was basically what you’d put on a casting call for generic, faintly irritating bro-tacular so-cal surfer dude.

That’s not entirely true. The primary Stunt Coordinators were Terry Leonard(Who also worked on Inception and Raiders of the lost Ark) and his son, Malosi Leonard. Keichi Tsuchiya was one of the Stunt Coordinators for some of the driving sequences - A rather than the.

There were a lot of pro drifters that worked on that…

They flew to Andromeda, searching for Golden Gaytime worlds.

For reference, rad safety is a big part of my job.

“I’ve never understood their aversion to background checks, there is no logical reason to oppose them other than to just be against all regulations”

Oh no, they used slightly colourful language to describe something, must be clickbait! It couldn’t possibly be trying to describe something with more than pure, cold fact, because honestly, who would ever want that?

“So, what’s a recently kicked-off-the-plane person to do? For starters, comply immediately. You are not going to win if you argue here. You will only make things worse, so don’t waste your breath.”

Nope. You spray a bit around the contact patch, then give a spray up the advancing face of the tyre, and it’ll smoke ‘em just fine. It takes approximately fuck-all of a can. It’s not about providing assistance to smoke them up, it’s about providing that little bit of extra help to break them loose.

I’d be careful calling that a “Real” Burnout with the Australians present. He’s not even moving, for god’s sake - where’s the tip in? Where’s the spins and sick skids?

Nah man, let me deal you the big Hollywood secrets - instead of a bucket of water, apply a liberal application of WD40. Works a charm.

Nah, I was a bit dissapointed by that quest, even though I’m absolutely loving the rest of the game. My choices were to pretend that this dude was completely innocent, because he was a shithouse shot, despite the fact that he lied to me that he didn’t do it when he absolutely thought he did, or supress evidence, have…

She showed up on Tiff’s show Fifth Gear from time to time, and it was always a joy.

Sure, why not? I’ve driven worse.

Huh, I recognize the one at 3:00 - I was about a car length and a half behind, the dickhead in the blue car nearly clipped me swerving into that lane to make the pass.

Yeah, fair play. It just seemed a little too harsh to say that would be obvious, and whoever owns that doofcart is pretty clearly having a laugh at least partially at their expense.

“How stupid or bold do you have to be to attempt to pull this off? Did this guy just deem that the reward was much greater than the risk of being caught?”

I’m afraid I’m no authority on how many Danish police are fans of early 90s American hip-hop, let alone KRS-one, so I couldn’t say. But judging by the popularity of KRS-one among people outside of the US in the early 90s, I’m going to say not spectacularly likely they’ve heard it before, no.

“I’m sure they lived up to…

Evo, old and busted. Witness the true future of police transportation:

What, you think we invented the term “Hooning” for nothing?