And look how I said literally none of that! It’s like you’re a creative genius! You should go into writing fiction, I mean, more than you already are.

“People just don’t understand how the world works.”

Oh, I’m sorry, you appear to have me mistaken. You seem to have assumed some grand tumblr agenda, but the only thing on my tumblr is a porridge recipe, it’s more name-holding than anything else. I’m just in it for laughing at you and people like you, and on a positive note, it’s going quite well so far. Some quality…

Not the worst assumption, and certainly one of the more reasonable ones I’ve seen in the past few hours. And there is that one woman who did something like that with corsets, has a guiness world record for it and everything.

No shit, sherlock? What else could it be an outline of? I’m a little tired of being coy, so I’ll just tell you - It’s an outline of her CNY skin overlaid on her regular skin. Of course it doesn’t line up in any reasonable or sensible fashion, that’s the bloody point of it. Honestly, when I say there’s folk around here…

Well, I tried. It clearly didn’t really help, but I tried. Bit of a pity, really, you were so close.

Really? How unfortunate, you sounded just like them. Oh well, I’ll have to make do with the 20+ odd others, and likely more to come. Never rains but it pours, ey?

Okay, you seem nice, so let me lay it out for you. Yes, that outline is absurd, but the idea that it’s anything to with her winter clothing is mistaken - it’s the outline of the bugged skin, overlaid over her normal outfit, which is why it doesn’t make a lick of sense. You spotted it, but you just barely missed the…

I’m genuinely impressed by not only how far you’ve missed the point by, but how determined to seem to be to keep missing it with every follow up shot.

“Perhaps I’m wrong, but I’m pretty certain Churba’s post was pointing out that some people are trying to claim — for whatever reason — that Mei’s model in these new skins is perfectly natural, while anyone who looks at it with a more critical eye can see that’s simply not the case.”

Not wrong, in fact, that’s…

Yes, that’s it precisely, you’re SO CLOSE to the point, can you make the final leap?

I do hear that being an icy hellwitch does burn a hell of a lot of calories.

Aw, you told him and ruined it, I was hoping he’d have a sudden flash of self awareness. /s

My point is to make fun of people who are making long posts trying to excuse the whole thing, and ideally, irritate them into making more long, faintly silly posts trying to make ad-hoc justifications of it, so I’d say it’s working admirably.

Thirsty reddit Dudes: “Nah looks normal to me, she just took off those thick clothes”

Everybody else: “Uhhhh...”

It’s a good cautionary tale about the importance of good matchmaking and teamballance, coupled to a sensible DLC policy. The game itself was never TF1's problem - bone-headed policy decisions and behind the scenes choices from the devs were.

I don’t know if it’s me, or my monitor, or the colour or what, but I seriously cannot tell the difference between this blue and Volvo rebel blue.

Oh, they make some nice kits. You really should, that would be super rad.

And hey, talk about getting a scoop - it’s not like any other US-based motoring outlet covers ‘Nats in depth. Going where no (US) Car mag has gone before. It’ll be brilliant.

Another day, another post from Burnout Correspondent Stef, and another reason that Patrick George should just give in and send Stef down to Summernats.

Seriously, think of the features! The video posts! It’ll be great! You know you want to, Patrick, just pull the trigger mate, it’ll be sweet as.