Well, you’d certainly be the first into the transport semi for the trip home.

It’s true, we all have our problems, it’s true. Admittedly, I was speaking in terms of event planning and filming permits, where Sydney can be a real stand-out on the bullshit red tape scale. There’s other standards to judge them by which each may come off better or worse.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again - Someone needs to bend Patrick George’s ear to spend that filthy univision lucre and send Stef down to Australia for SummerNats.

They’re our prime export.

Pretty sure he’s now obligated to grab us, hold a knife to our through and ask us where our friends are, then hip-throw us to the floor.

Speaking of nonsense:
“You are getting of rid of muscle cars,high horsepower utes”
Because American companies are moving their manufacturing offshore and homogenizing their brands. We don’t get a choice, and it’s been an incredibly unpopular move among the general population.

“went as far as saying that the drift mode in…

Man, if that’s not the most Tesla thing I’ve ever heard.

Definitely not an old wives tale, crashes due to huntsmen are far from unheard of down here, and it stands to reason that it’s not unlikely some of those people have died, considering.

Your friendly neighborhood Australian checking in, to give a handy Burnout rating:

“is the sun constantly setting and sending golden streaks across the sky in Australia?”

I take it you’ve never heard of lesbians, then. They seem to have strong opinions on the matter of sex without any dicks involved.

Not “The government”, Sydney city council, who are notoriously bureaucratic. And they didn’t refuse - they gave conditions that Block didn’t like(which were pretty stupid conditions, to be fair to Block), so he refused to continue the application process, nor did he attempt to apply for the suggested alternate…

“To date, my favorite Overwatch brawl ever is the first: “Arcade.” There were no restrictions on heroes. There were no restrictions at all. Instead, everybody got double health, light speed ultimate charge, and quicker ability cooldowns. It was completely wild. It was like the Tasmanian Devil from Looney Tunes locked…

Except, there’s literally hundreds of millions fewer cars on the road with Autopilot in the US alone, so of course there’s fewer crashes, there’s fewer of them to crash.

Or, to be precise, two hundred fifty-two million nine hundred twenty-five thousand fewer Autopilot equipped cars - give or take - in the entire world…

It’s about Norman Reedus and his Funky Fetus.

They should get the police some autopiloted Teslas, they seem to have a good record on attempts to stop semis so far.

Well, I’m not going to go so far as recommending against Sydney. After all, you’re not trying to set up a film shoot, you’re trying to see the sights and do cool things on your holiday, and Sydney is still incredibly worthy in that regard. The only reason I’d recommend against(or at least, spending too long) it is…

I don’t really agree, on account of the fact that 99% of what Melbourne calls “Melbourne coffee culture” is incredibly simple ideas that might as well just be a bullet point list of “How to have a successful trendy cafe.”

If you’ll excuse me one bit of city-based snark(my heart’s not really in it, but I like the…

See, since I’m from Brisbane, we do this unique thing where we actually like other cities, so I agree, Visit Melbourne. It’s great! I’m heading down in a month or two myself.

I don’t think so. It wasn’t Top Gear, and I can’t find any record of it. Regardless, he’s full of shit - ticketed traffic offenses are not considered for Visa purposes, unless he had unpaid fines for long enough that they consider it an issue.