Eh, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen some worse fucking mutants on Tinder.

Fiver says we see one in the next Fast and Furious movie.

Yeah, for a while I was happy they were axing it, back in 2014, but honestly folding it into the news was the worst thing they could have done. It’s simply awful, instead of an hour of news, you have 20-30 minutes of news, and you can almost feel the switch flip over to Today Tonight Bullshit peddler mode, as they…

This is truer than you think. If you can’t rip a good skid, then better not to try at all, because you’ll become an absolute joke.

Oh, I know these guys. As in, I literally know some of the people who work on that program, though not on that segment.

Likely, but there are other possibilities - after all, despite splash saying 0 for attack power, it still does a small amount of damage. And struggle can take a fair whack out of someone’s health, if it fires - meaning you can, in theory, take down another poke with Magikarp. I mean, even against a real weak one, it’s…

I have a Magikarp, who for laughs while I’m slowly building up candy to evolve him, I keep sticking in gyms. He used to be called Eggy Bastard, because he was a useless eggy bastard.

He’s now earned a new name - World Champ - because somehow, SOMEFUCKINGHOW, he managed to beat someone. I don’t know who, or why, or how,…

“Then he linked to a disastrous Reddit “Ask Me Anything””

Well, at least he knows his audience. If Elon Musk said that eating hot cowshit was good for you, and the next revolution in food, you’d have 3/4 of Reddit chasing livestock with a bowl and spoon before day’s end.

For once, I am genuinely suprised, which is kind of a first for Jalop’s Top Gear coverage so far.

Shit, that piss-poor excuse took you THAT long? Fucking hell, you’re slow. In every sense of the word.

No, but apparently you do. Screenshot from about 30 seconds ago, and where it’s been for the last few hours.

“It must hurt being so wrong.”

No worries mate. And I should retract the image part of that post - the thread for that post has since (mostly) filled up with incredulous people being like “you are the reason nobody takes reddit seriously”. And some people crying false flag and rambling about SJWs or whatever, because it’s still reddit, but many of…

Okay, dude. Off you pop, back to reddit, there’s a good lad.

The CGI critiques tend to be less about quality, honestly, and more about overuse - they just got a little sick of how dense the film is with it, and I can understand that, even if I don’t tend to feel the same personally. (after all, it was inevitable that ANY ghostbusters movie in 2016 was going to be CGI-heavy, so…

To be honest, I quit because it was so heavily weighted towards high-level and long-term players. If you were below level 8, and later, 16, you just might as well not bother, because there’s nothing you can do to them, and nothing you can do to stop them rolling you instantly, meaning the best activities for XP gain -…

Really? Because I’m looking at it right now(well, I’m typing this comment right now, but you know what I mean) 77% with all critics, 71% with Top critics, making your comment 100% lying.

Yug is pretty much a straight up wizard when it comes to organizing things. I don’t mean in the sense that he’s really, really good, I mean like literally doing spells and shit, it’s some arcane business beyond the ken of mere mortals.

Eh, it was really just a perfect storm of easily offended dudes being angry about the casting, people being angry that it wasn’t Ghostbusters 3 instead of a reboot/restart, and people viewing the old film through deeply, deeply rose-tinted nostalgia glasses being angry that they’re not just doing a shot-for-shot…

Oh yeah, that was inevitable. Also lots of digging through prior articles and reviewers getting the old Reddit background check(aka, hunting through everything you’ve ever posted or done to find anything even mildly objectionable to discredit you), lots of claims of bribery, lots of accusations of people being SJWs,…