“Then he linked to a disastrous Reddit “Ask Me Anything””

Well, at least he knows his audience. If Elon Musk said that eating hot cowshit was good for you, and the next revolution in food, you’d have 3/4 of Reddit chasing livestock with a bowl and spoon before day’s end.

For once, I am genuinely suprised, which is kind of a first for Jalop’s Top Gear coverage so far.

Shit, that piss-poor excuse took you THAT long? Fucking hell, you’re slow. In every sense of the word.

No, but apparently you do. Screenshot from about 30 seconds ago, and where it’s been for the last few hours.

“It must hurt being so wrong.”

No worries mate. And I should retract the image part of that post - the thread for that post has since (mostly) filled up with incredulous people being like “you are the reason nobody takes reddit seriously”. And some people crying false flag and rambling about SJWs or whatever, because it’s still reddit, but many of…

Okay, dude. Off you pop, back to reddit, there’s a good lad.

The CGI critiques tend to be less about quality, honestly, and more about overuse - they just got a little sick of how dense the film is with it, and I can understand that, even if I don’t tend to feel the same personally. (after all, it was inevitable that ANY ghostbusters movie in 2016 was going to be CGI-heavy, so…

To be honest, I quit because it was so heavily weighted towards high-level and long-term players. If you were below level 8, and later, 16, you just might as well not bother, because there’s nothing you can do to them, and nothing you can do to stop them rolling you instantly, meaning the best activities for XP gain -…

Really? Because I’m looking at it right now(well, I’m typing this comment right now, but you know what I mean) 77% with all critics, 71% with Top critics, making your comment 100% lying.

Yug is pretty much a straight up wizard when it comes to organizing things. I don’t mean in the sense that he’s really, really good, I mean like literally doing spells and shit, it’s some arcane business beyond the ken of mere mortals.

Eh, it was really just a perfect storm of easily offended dudes being angry about the casting, people being angry that it wasn’t Ghostbusters 3 instead of a reboot/restart, and people viewing the old film through deeply, deeply rose-tinted nostalgia glasses being angry that they’re not just doing a shot-for-shot…

Oh yeah, that was inevitable. Also lots of digging through prior articles and reviewers getting the old Reddit background check(aka, hunting through everything you’ve ever posted or done to find anything even mildly objectionable to discredit you), lots of claims of bribery, lots of accusations of people being SJWs,…

Reddit is far more than /r/movies, my friend. That said, though I wouldn’t have described that thread as calm, necessarily, I would describe it as calm compared to reddit’s usual reaction to things not playing out how we’d like.

I did see that. And most of the reviews that were negative focused on technical aspects like the pacing(which got a bit wonky in the third act, apparently), the cinematography, or the effects. There was even one that was basically “Well, the movie is funny, it’s very enjoyable, but I just didn’t like the original…

“Early reviews for the new Ghostbusters movies are pretty good!”

Ghostbusters is currently sitting at 75% on Rotten Tomatoes with critic reviews, reddit is going to be so indignantly, hilariously fucking angry.

No, not anymore. They broke out as an independent company away from Google in late 2015.

“90% of the points in Ingress were chruches too.”

So, nowhere in that rambling nonsense did you seem to provide any evidence, so I’m just going to pretend you had the intelligence and spine to just say “No, sorry, I don’t have any evidence to hand.”

And funnily enough, I do live on the beach, or at least, within an entirely litera stone’s throw of one. But I don’t…

Which I’m sure you think refutes anything I said, which it doesn’t, since that doesn’t really have anything to do with what I said, except tangentially.

But that’s still a very hefty accusation, in fact, multiple accusations. I’m sure I’ll regret asking for one reason or another, but do you have any actual evidence to…