"all her best friends, like us, here at Jalopnik, call her Liz."

Let's hope Baby Jesus doesn't read a comic with Nightcrawler in it, then.

"The dirtiest Ford sound ever."

Good luck. Anybody short of the Incredible Hulk isn't getting those doors open in flight.

Thanks mate. To be honest, I'm surprised that all the words are spelled correctly, and in the right order.

In my defense, I was a bit drunk. I'll decline to mention precisely how big that bit was.

Max's mask is a slave muzzle. Unless you mean the old guy with the wider face-mask - that's the same bloke that played Toecutter.

She's certainly not dumb by any means. I have a friend, works for the gossip section of a major news outlet, who has had the opportunity to interact with her on multiple occasions, both professionally and not - apparently, she's actually surprisingly smart, and far from the arrogant socialite persona she puts forward…

Surprisingly, she's actually pretty passable as a DJ, and getting better all the time. Which is no surprise, when you think about it - She's got the coin for top notch equipment and teachers, along with the connections to be able to surround herself with basically whoever the hell she wants in the music industry. Word…

Except, unless directly contradicted by the movies, it is. The whole "They're throwing out the EU" thing is just panicky nerds who don't like change misinterpreting what Leyland Chee said about it - they're tossing the hierarchical canon system, not all the things it used to cover.

Not strictly with a press car, more a press outlet to see some cars - but as a penniless 18 year old back in 2005, I blagged my way into the Brisbane Motor Show for free by borrowing my father's DSLR, loading pictures of a few tuner cars from local auto mags and supercars spotted around the Gold Coast on my camera,…

Yeah, me too. Assholes swinging them around, getting smoke in my eyes and shit, it's just horrible.

Neighboring country? Kia Ora, mate.

Yeah, the whole incident he's talking about was a bit of a storm in a teacup, really, and quickly forgotten by all but the biggest pearl-clutchers.

I'm somewhat impressed that - at least at the time of this comment - nobody is posting about that dumb old myth about Australia banning small boobs in porn, which was literally never true, it was a press release from a fringe political party based on a rumor.

Yeah, but it's pretty lax, despite dumb internet rumors. The US also bans some porn, too - the US can and does ban any porn deemed to be "obscene" or "immoral", on top of the stuff that's explicitly banned, like child porn.

He's talking about a bit on the Hey Hey it's Saturday revival a few years back, when an Indian bloke put on dark makeup to do a skit as young Michael Jackson. We'd react pretty severely to a traditional black-makeup-big-red-lips minstrel show.

Some people defended it - just like literally every other issue in the world…

Ah, the mighty Tim Tam slam. I've made friends for life internationally by teaching them this one simple trick.

I'm suprised that "Love the beast" didn't make the cut. I mean, sure, REDLINE (The animated one) is a little more obscure and animated movies maybe not for everyone, but I really don't get how you could skip "Love the Beast."

There's no clearer way to say "I have not read or watched either of these things, yet I feel the need to comment on it" than "Oh, the hunger games is just a Battle Royale ripoff!"

As a well-rested optimistic chap with a good memory, let me just say... So did the trailers for The Phantom Menace.