I'm more surprised he managed to get 44 Miatas together without accidentally starting a track day.

Not really. Someone committing a crime, genuinely endangering people's lives, shitty quality video(even in the higher quality versions), portraying a user of your product as a raging dickhead doing all of those things, the immediate fallout at the race(red flagged, end of session) rather than a swift brush off, the…

Yes, but there's also basic thought to go into it. We don't just say "Good enough!" to the first idea that pops into our heads. Shitty quality video, people committing a crime, putting people in very real danger, showing the consumer of the product in an extremely negative light in your "marketing materiel" -…

I wonder how many people who declared it a definite and certain fake in the comments of the first article covering this on Jalop will be crossing over to this thread and having a chat about how good it is that they've caught the bastards?

"What is in that thing?"

Only problem with that is that Stern's kind of an environmentalist. And has been for a long time. He's not a climate change denier like the Radio host you hear in the video. Doesn't sound like him either. I'm willing to bet it's either Glenn Beck or Alex Jones, but I can't tell which.

I don't speak of previous employers publically(I could either say who publically, or tell stories publically, and I like to tell stories, ergo...) but suffice it to say, nobody in the US. Call me paranoid if you must, but one of the early lessons that the seniors drilled into us was to be very careful of your online…

You'd think that, but not always the case - Since I recycling is good for the environment and I do it with all my jokes, I can tell you that people have still figured I was a woman even after making that exact crack - presumably just because of my previous profession.

As promised, if you'll pardon the low-quality photo, one of my manuals sitting on my desk with a deck of cards for scale:

I should probably point out that I'm a dude, so I don't think I'd have a place on that calendar either way.

Sure, high tech is nice, but as a ex-flight attendant, I'm most enthusiastic about the idea of not having to carry flight manuals around anymore. I've got most of my old manuals still, and every single one of the carrying manuals is basically a 3 inch thick block of double-sided A4 sheets. I could stop bullets with…

To be honest, probably not. I mean, out of uniform, I basically look like a poorly-shaved wookiee. I mean, if that's what you're into I'm not judging, but still, not exactly something the crowds are going wild for.

Oh man, that American Accent version of Mad Max is just awful. I mean, the rest of the movie is fine, but the American voice acting is as limp and lifeless a eunuch's cock. Have the original for comparison -

If you've ever eaten a fish called "flake", particularly in Australia, then you've eaten shark. We also eat isopods, too - Look up Moreton Bay Bugs. They're delicious.

Ah, Inhalation Hazards. I remember the training on those from when I was a flight attendant. Suffice it to say, Yes, this included pictures, yes, they're pictures of exactly what you'd imagine, and yes, they're quietly horrifying.

I know the road in the ad isn't a highway, that's pretty obvious.

But still, if you've never been on them, that doesn't mean they don't exist, and I absolutely guarantee you they do, in Queensland.

Nah dude, we have 110 km/h on most of the highway heading north. It's even 110 most of the way between here and Beerwah.

Nah, his accent is pretty typical of a dude from Sydney, and really we have very little regional variation compared to places like the US and England.

But, I do understand that accents can be tricky for some, particularly Americans - this is nothing against Americans, I'm sure there's a reason for it, but people from…

Nah, that's Joaby, who used to be the editor at Gameplanet. He's from Sydney, as far as I know, might be wrong on that, but I'm pretty much 100% sure he's Australian.

You do see her getting regular checkups and going to the doctor over the series, but it's not like we're getting lingering mammogram sequences, it's just little minute-or-two sections of her in the doctor's office, or a quick conversational note about her last checkup.