Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

The douchebag hoard of Smaug.

This scheduling feels like it must be some sort of violation of federal employment law.

Doucherdammerung, you mean.

Father! The douche has awakened!

Drowning us in wave after wave of vinegar and water.

Doucheageddon. Now I am become Douche, the destroyer of worlds. And I looked, and behold a pale Canadian: and his name that sat upon him was Douche, and Hell followed with him. This is the way the world ends; not with a bang but a douche. Douchepocalypse now.

Oh Catholic Church. Never stop being you.

So, the Dbag trifecta is in play?

The douchepocalypse™.

If only Sean Penn was there too, we’d get the Holy Trinity of Douchery

Jesus. Both Charlie Sheen and Justin Bieber on Today? That’s the douchebag motherlode. The douchebag hoard of Smaug. The douchebag event horizon. The douchebag Gotterdammerung.

I’m thinking escort service with a very specific expertise.

Oddly, he’s the only person on the internet who can correctly type Kristaps Porzingis.

Both are equally plausible. Accountant and Engineer are also up there.

For what it is worth, this guy is a lawyer.

Facists and authoritarians have this weird fetish about excelling at sports. Like if Russia beats the US in hockey it makes up for how shitty their economy is.

Jennifer Aniston was replaced in Brad Pitt’s love life and everyone in the world has kept noticing for years and years and years.

Don’t feel bad, she has millions of dollars to spend on people who help her look her best all the time. If you have millions of dollars paying people to help you look your best and still not managing it, ok then maybe hire some new people better at their jobs.

Class fucking act. That’s not what I want from my celebrities! Now, where did I put Leah Remini’s memoir?