Despair with a dash of poor life choices.

I see her saying more stupid shit in the future.

Yeah. The cast iron rule is never comment on a woman’s pregnancy unless (a) she mentions it first, or (b) you are her obstetrician and are actually delivering the baby at the time.

Fuck that guy. Natalie Dormer is fucking beyond stunning. I consider myself pretty firmly heterosexual but she is the only woman who has ever made me go “Hmmmmm...”

I don’t have a penis so I don’t know how that would feel. Would that be comfy? Like a little metal hug? Is anyone willing to try one out?

Coming in 2019: Bull, a prequel to City Slickers from Norman’s father’s point of view.

That’s completely false. I have owned Russian Recording for 12 years. “The profits of Lil BUB’s fame” have mostly gone to special needs pets: www.lilbub.com/bigfund

Christmas present for my little cat overlord done✔

I just don’t see the appeal of Lil Bub. Beyond the inexplicable cashmoneymoney this furball is apparently bringing in, I mean. What is the galvanizing factor behind this cat?

Anything, and I mean ANYTHING, should replace 500 days of Kristin.

This should immediately replace 500 Days of Kristin.

“Do you expect me to talk?”

Wow, those answers were shockingly honest and refreshing. I don’t blame him one bit for being tired of the role, as I imagine it’s quite taxing. He has far exceeded anyone’s expectations as Bond, and he helped successfully introduce an aging franchise to a new generation of fans. If he plays the role well, even if he…

“I’ve never seen a young guy sweat that much. He’s drinking water, water, water. I never saw anything like this with him with the water.”

The Cubs went 5-3 in those 8 games, a winning percentage higher than they achieved over the length of the season. They may have won another game or two with Bryant. They may not have. The argument that they may have cost themselves home field in this WC game is purely hypothetical. And, in any case, the Cubs were only…

¿No fluffers on set? This industry goes downhill.

Pretty much, man. Pretty much.

anddddddddddd Engage.