“I’ve never seen a young guy sweat that much. He’s drinking water, water, water. I never saw anything like this with him with the water.”

The Cubs went 5-3 in those 8 games, a winning percentage higher than they achieved over the length of the season. They may have won another game or two with Bryant. They may not have. The argument that they may have cost themselves home field in this WC game is purely hypothetical. And, in any case, the Cubs were only…

The attempted photo seller sucks and Ryan was 100% justified in defriending him. That doesn’t change the fact that I think it’s very funny imagining the private interactions between Ryan and Blake.

why do Bills fans insist on utilizing their partners’ pants like dead Tauntauns?

The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.

It’s too bad that the religious right doesn’t really believe in the rule of law any more. Their understanding of the 1st Amendment is almost as misguided and woeful as their understanding of the Bible.

I do not mean to mock you if English is not your first language, but I am not sure I understood your contorted logic. The facts are that Planned Parenthood did nothing wrong or illegal. People would possibly be revolted by hearing the details of any invasive medical procedure discussed in a dispassionate manner, but…

Wow! You sure read that 75 page lawsuit fast! Weird how you missed the multiple parts where they’ve specifically sued CMP for fraud and, as key parts of their lawsuit that they will be required to prove, accuse CMP of, in technical terms, “making shit up.”

You clearly don’t understand how law suits work so kindly shut the fuck up.

Literally all of it was edited, you credulous ass.

If you’d bothered to read the lawsuit you would understand that everything you just said is utterly false. NAF is suing for monetary damages for increased security costs, increased reputational costs, and for the impact the videos have had on the livelihood of their members. Throughout the lawsuit they detail multiple…

Unfortunately I don't think it'll matter in the court of public opinion. At least not to republicans/evangelicals/fundies/morons etc. . We all saw the debate, the people going after PP don't care about the truth, they never did. These people think rights only belong to white Christians & everyone else is dead to…

Yup, just another sad, lonely bigot.

How fucking awesome would it be if God really did look like Dobby? Like, a magical cloud slowly floats down from the sky and off hops this little Yoda looking creature all “Guys, what are you doing? I didn’t write that. Stahp!”

Further proving this was never about her religious beliefs if she is altering forms that other people have signed. She hates gay people, period.

Isn't there a Boy Meets World episode where Sean is house sitting for Mr. Feeney & he turns the Feeney household into a B&B? If you're criminal enterprise is inspired by something from the TGIF line-up you're kind of a shitty criminal.

If they really thought the clock was a bomb, wouldn’t they have evacuated the school?

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

Did anyone else see this excellent kid on Chris Hayes last night? “I call it the interrogation room because it’s where I was interrogated.”

as a lesbian wrestling fan(totally their favorite demographic) I got really excited seeing the headline on deadspin until I clicked and saw it was the twins. You would think if the WWE was going to go the "sexxxxy! twins!" route (and it didn't involve Earl & Dave Hebner) that said twins would actually be attractive.