I’m more a fan of the South Park god

Feeney!

I’d love for Ms. Biel to help me learn about HER body.

I believe the proper pronunciation is “Lying Parasitic Vermin” - it’s a common name in the evangelical movement.

Timothy McVeigh was a white, xtian, RW gun nut buying fertilizer.

Not the same thing by 1,000 miles.

Sigh...

She was drunken/lonely banging bad boy Sean Penn while Ryan & her were working apart is the version I am familiar with.

Good one...

She did a commercial for a video game (NDS?) few years back, and honestly I thought she was either deaf or “slow” the way she sounded.

Aretha can throw some seriously world class, frosty bitch-diva shade - and she has earned the right...

Telling kids that dogs “went to join the doggy circus” instead of “they died” spares the kid from reality too.

“I’m here all week - try the veal & don’t forget to tip your waitress...”

Don’t you mean

Mandatory burqas...

I’m too old to be treated as a fucking kid when starting a new job.

Thanks Amazon!!!

Thanks Amazon!!!

He’s finally free of that soul eating harpy wife of his.

Don’t care. Fuck Off.