The tip off was him constantly licking the instruments

When my son was 7 or 8 he was the only kid out of 15+ that actually showed to a B'day party for school chum. All the other kids had RSVP'd their attendance, and the Mom had put out quite a spread in anticipation.

That would be the first thing I'd expect you to say...

If you've been giving them, you've been doing it right...

Having been married for almost 29 years & raised 2 sons - I know what a bib is...

Throw the dress up over her head & I'll eat Kate...

No Rosie, not interested...

The Interview was not a bad movie, most I've talked to enjoyed it...

To me, Ms. Cornish will live in infamy for the series of "home movies" her husband shot of Abbie enjoying the many charms of a series of young ladies, in explicit detail. Hubby was in frame occasionally (part of him was), but it was Abbie, her tongue and other luscious body parts, and the multiple female partners…

Sweet - a stalker

When did Michael Stipe turn into an indigent brother of Bill Murray???

I've seen the expression used "veneer of civilization" to describe how folks use the fact that they don't believe you'll react in a "savage" manner to their uncivilized behavior.

And I sat on what I assumed was some dudes laptop (it was in a bag) when he declined to move it so I could sit (last seat).

I "accidentally" fell on a guy who was doing this - he was splayed & stretched out across the bus.

As an aside to this - I once tried out for, but did not get onto, Jeopardy.

No mention of "hair pie"???

Emma Roberts is the worst thespian to get steady employment since Eric Roberts. Julia Roberts is a 1 note actress, but compared to the rest of the clan she is positively Shakespearean.

Love The Pretenders - Chrissie is such a rockin' chick.

Proudly I can die saying I've never seen Gungham Style video, never watched a Harlem Shake video and NEVER watched a second of either that live Sound of Music OR this shit show Peter Pan.

She's getting her door knocked by ex