First off, why are you sourcing a 6-month-old reddit post?

Second, why are you not considering some of this criticism? Granted, most of it came before a lot of the recent shake-ups, but let’s be real here, for a minute. Jalopnik has lost a lot of it’s luster.

I say this as a friend. I say this as a fan. I say this as…

“...inside jokes, in between spewing hate towards anything that doesn’t resemble a [BROWN] diesel stick shift Miata wagon.”

“Bad” implies that the music is just mildly annoying. I’d have gone with “I wish someone would jam an ice-pick in my ear to make it stop annoyingly awful music.” Also, a BMW wagon and a Mini are not the cars I’d like to recreate the opening sequence to the original Italian Job with (though if the aforementioned…

Fixed.

All of those except for the bus one need a “Kinja’d” tag. Except for the bus. That just needs an “Oppositelock.kinja.com Approves This Message.”

Are they bringing back the Phantom Corsair?

“I am not perfect. Nor are you.”

He then jumped into his Lambo, yelled, “Lexit!” and promptly crashed into a wall - that absolutely everyone saw was there all along - massively depreciating the car’s value.

Impressive tech, heartbreaking concept.

I just think it’s fantastic that the 24 Hours of Lemons has been influential enough in racing to spawn something bigger.

Carpenter Brut is awesome.

Turbo Killer was a better driving film than Fury Road.

With the exception of “Wake the President”, his entire catalog is amazing.

Lazerhawk’s “Redline” is another good synth album with a slight driving focus.

My favorite by Carpenter Brut:

I’ve had to buy so many of these. They always come apart at the end and fray.

I’ve had to buy so many of these. They always come apart at the end and fray.

My 6' cable is starting to get wonky, but that’s after 1 year of use.

My 6' cable is starting to get wonky, but that’s after 1 year of use.

Tom, you are reaching dangerous levels of sarcasm. When this much sarcasm is placed together you can create a critical mass of snark that will detonate and consume good intentions within a one week radius.

Good as Hell by Lizzo may not be that well-known yet, but it damn well should be the song of the summer. Check out this amazing video:

Fuck you. I’ll have you know I’m rocking almost 3.25" if you measure it right (aka ruler under the shaft and a slight amount of tug)

disclosure of the bid value would give away too much data to constituents about the plane’s impact on tax dollars

I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case.