Number 9 (and thank you for not going the obvious route and making Poop #2 on the list) is not so terribly far fetched or silly. Our gastrointestinal tracts are an abode of life...micro-fauna that another culture may find valuable. To them, our effluvia might just be as diverse as our Amazon's ecosystem, and the…

Very "Bladerunner".

"I KNEW I shouldn't have ordered the 'Molluskakke Surprise'........'

Reminds me of a Patton Oswald as Hurlan Heartshe. Even the story sounds a bit like Kaspar Hauser:

I'm glad to see SOMEONE sticking up for Aliens: Resurrection. A very misunderstood film with probably THE most quirky casting of the series. ALIENS was Ripley's finest hour....Ms. Weaver's performance in RESURRECTION, however, was the actresses finest hour. She is a damned smart, canny, and well trained actress, and…

I think you are the first person to equate elements of Stephen Sondheim's musical, "INTO THE WOODS" to a major SF release, so Kudos from me for that!

AH! OK.....I can respect that! Sort of a "Take that, Erich von Däniken!" thing, perhaps ;)

Thank you Ms. Newitz. I'd trust your assessment, so I will go and see it for what it is, rather than what I was hoping for.

They had me at John C. Reilly...AND they throw Sarah Silverman into the mix! Verily, t'will be renowned across the ages as a time when true, living Gods of Comedy walk the Earth.

AH! Yes, of course. I TOTALLY get that. Quite right, too, C.J. I remembered reading something that reminded me of this....that the idea of a tall, blond haired, blue eyed "Superman" would REALLY bother Roddenberry and his first line creative staff.

Well said, sir! No doubt! No doubt at all! 2012 is a great year to be a fifteen-year-old geekjob, AND a 51 year old geekjob like me, too! For superhero movies, THIS is the Golden Age.

Most Epic Lion-punching Ever:

They'd breed giant radium mutated flies for them to eat.

I'm not getting a horror vibe from this at all....it actually looks like there might be a very sweet heart at the center of this film...at least I hope so. If I had to make a call on what this might be, I'd say it would be about something we all hope is true.....when something terrible happens to you, you can go on.…

Check out 2:24......VINCENT!

Motto.

I am for anything that gets youngsters involved into the Marvel Universe, and comics as an art form in general. I work in theatre, and one of the concepts we embrace is that if the young aren't exposed to the performing arts when they are young, we have only ourselves to blame if they don't grow up to become the…

I had really thought I would hate both "X-Men: Evolution" and "Wolverine and the X-Men", but both of them surprised me. "Evolution" works if you can get your head around that it's strictly an OOC reinvention of the X-Men and it worked as a stand alone; WATXM was fun for us cannon nuts. One thing I like the new…

Bwa-hahahahahaha! I just laughed so hard I broke my furniture! Thanks Kip!

Did she get peanuts for her last meal?